As a male, I'm prone to say awful things. But if I'm going to ignore my filter (which I think is defective anyway), I'm setting myself up for disaster.
The other day my friend Margaret insulted me, yet complimented me at the same time. She said I'm great at creating awkward situations, but I'm also great at managing and getting out of them.
A big part of the art of creating these situations is the one stupid line that makes the record scratch. Here are three of my lamest lines:
My Goth Death Obsession
One night I went out shortly before I had to fly down to Atlanta. Regular readers of this blog know how petrified I am of flying. I've been working on it and I've gotten a little better. At that time, I was a mess.
Despite the number of cute girls at the party, I was obsessing over my planeRead More »from 3 Worst Pick Up Lines Ever