Blogger Mocha Momma is the new dean of a high school and while she says she's looking for "newest Jedi Mind trick to play" on her students, I think she's just found the best one: talking like a teenager.
In "Glass, Concrete & Stones" she writes about a recent exchange she had with two girls at her school about while she was on hall duty:
Hey, Mrs. Mocha! I need a dolla!"
"You ain't my child! I don't need to feed you! Plus, I seen you with them Fritos this morning so don't act like you hungry."
I'm sure her students thought this was cool and I'm kind of jealous. I know that if I tried to talk teen to my nieces, I'd get the big, ol' eye roll.Read More »from Talkin' Teen: I'm all, and she's all...