Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Whether he's a handsome stranger you don't want to lead to the promise land or your boyfriend trying to gorge on girlfriend pie, here's how to just say "Later lover."
Sterilization Screw-Up A simple birth control slip up could cause penis pandemonium. No dude wants to accidentally make a baby just because he wants to make sweet love. So, just say you forgot to take the pill and would rather not risk it right now. He'll probably thank you for protecting both of you!
Surfing the Crimson Wave This one's a classic. He will have fart competitions, eat anything off the floor, and wear the same pair of underwear day after day, yet nothing grosses a guy out quite like a little blood. Say it's V-Day #1 -- which is probably even bloodier sounding to dudes than the historic D-Day.
Morning Meeting In this case, the expression "the early bird catches the worm" doesn't apply. But if you have a place to be at the butt crack of dawn, no one's going
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Whether he's a handsome stranger you don't want to lead to the promise land or your boyfriend trying to gorge on girlfriend pie, here's how to just say "Later lover."Read More »from The Top Six Excuses For Getting Out Of Sex
Your Birthday: it's the one day a year you are guaranteed to have someone trying to do you. Even when you're single, you can line a little somethin' somethin' up. But sometimes another candle on your cake is the only thing you can count on.Read More »from Dealbreaker: Ditching Out On Your Birthday
I had been dating this dude for what I considered a fab four months. The sex was so hot from the start, we never spent more than a night apart. Plus, he had a great record collection (housed in adult furniture), the most lovable dog on the planet, and the cutest butt. I liked him almost as much as I like bacon.
After years, and I mean almost a decade, of being single, spending my birthdays in the arms of band-aid boyfriends who were just there to cover me for a little bit, I was really excited to finally have a man who wanted to have sex and give me a present. I had spent the day relishing in my newfound ability to ignore MySpace happy birthday comments from men, texts from exes or potential exes, and phone calls from friends who wanted benefits.
The penis. So well-known, yet so enigmatic. For many women, the human penis remains one of life's eternal mysteries. When we here at The Frisky Labs aren't sitting around talking about our vaginas, we sit around talking about men's penises. How do they work? Why do they look like that? What is the deal? We may not have answers, but we do have a lot of questions. In the spirit of better understanding this elusive member of the male anatomy, we bring you some of the most notorious phalluses in human history.Read More »from Seven Famous Penises In History
1. John Holmes Endowed with what may be the best-known penis of all time, John Curtis Holmes was born in Ashville, Ohio, and went on to become the adult film industry's most famous penis-for-hire, starring in some 2,500 X-rated movies. Ultimately, a drug deal gone wrong and HIV felled this great in penis lore. While the exact size of his "little friend" may never be known, estimates range between 10 and 14 inches.
2. Napoleon Bonaparte Sure, he ruled France, but part of Napoleon's
iStockphotoI am not afraid to say, that it was Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract" that taught me my first lesson in love; if he takes the bed, and she steals the covers, they must be a match made in relationship heaven. According to Paula, a relationship could, and would, flourish if lovers found themselves on opposing sides of the Myers Briggs Indicator.Read More »from Opposites attract: Fact or myth?
Living in an industry town, more often than not, I have found myself in the throes of passion with a like-minded comedy-writer Democrat who favors savory snacks over sweet desserts. And most of those relationships have ended in embittered feuds over (I'll admit) "who is funnier."
As my mother likes to say, two spoiled brats cannot inhabit the same relationship.
So as I set off on my quest to find my mate of soul, he who encompasses all things different from me, I must first understand how different is too different? What are the differences that will allow a relationship to blossom in the sunshine of love? And what are the ones that will make
Somehow, a few of us at The Frisky got to talking about genital piercings, and it came up in our conversation that some women use piercings as a kind of chastity belt -- a female chastity piercing, if you will. We did a little Googling to see exactly what this entails, and not only did we find that a man used a piercing to halt his chronic masturbating, but we also discovered that Amazon.com actually sells an item called the "Safe Lock Chastity Belt Barbell Steel Jewelry Piercing." The barbell features a padlock, presumably to keep you closed for business, however the item's description warns, "This doesn't actually work so be sure to use secondary methods to protect your virtue." [Amazon.com]Read More »from Female Chastity Piercing Available On Amazon
--Posted by Catherine Strawn at The Frisky
How did it happen that "vajayjay" quickly became the slang term for vagina? Did Oprah start it? Was it Grey's Anatomy? It almost feels like a fable at this point -- but regardless, there has ALWAYS been slang terms for what's in your pants and who knows? By the year 2067, vajayjay may sound as old-fashioned as "delta of Venus" or "aphrodisiacal tennis court" do now. We've compiled a list of 40 slang terms for every important occasion.
When Discussing Female Health Matters With Your Gyno/Parents/Boss:
- Nether Regions
- Vagina (duh!)
In The Midst Of Ecstatic Love-Making With Your Sexual Partner:
Just, You Know, Like, Shooting The Breeze With Your Girlfriends:
If You're Writing The Next Great American Romance Novel:
- Sugar Basin
- Lady Flower
- Bower of Bliss
Over on Jezebel, Slut Machine shared her concerns about pooping and farting in front of her new boyfriend. Performing these two bodily functions in front of a guy or girl you like is one of the ultimate signs you are really and truly comfortable with the person you're seeing. But there are other ways people know your relationship is past the get-to-know-you phase...Read More »from Signs You're Comfortable In Your Relationship
YOU LET YOUR LOOKS GO "I know I've turned the corner when I wear my glasses around him. Typically, I wear contacts and will endure late hour eye-scratching torture not to be seen in my coke bottles." -- Anne
"Wearing my saggy-bottomed house pants. Sure, they look like I'm wearing a diaper, but they feel so good." -- Mary
"Letting him see my crotch in hideous stages of regrowth after I shaved all my hairs off." -- Niki
"You only own one pair of heels and you wear them almost never." -- Rebecca
YOU DON'T BOTHER WITH MAKEUP "If I can spend an entire day with them sans makeup. I'm talking waking up, going to brunch, and
Color me cynical ladies, but let's face it-no matter how great your relationship might be going at the moment, chances are it's going to end. And while breaking up is never pleasant, why make the inevitable anymore painful than it has to be? Since there are very few "great" ways to dump a man, we're going to list all the ways you shouldn't go about kicking your once-loved to the curb:
- Getting poetic. "Roses are red/Violets are blue/Garbage is dumped/And so are you!" You don't want to put the poor boy off haiku and limericks for the rest of his life, do you? The lady who delivered this sendoff is one cruel-albeit fairly funny-cookie and now any time this poor schmo tries to buy a greeting card he's going to be reminded of this humiliating moment.
- Antisocial networking. Did you hear about the guy who proposed to his girlfriend over Twitter? Yuck. Talk about the dork version of the Jumbotron half-time proposal! By the same token, breaking up with your boyfriend over
iStockphotoHave you ever been attracted to someone whom you only heard, but had not seen? Well it turns out that through our senses, we are able to judge a potential mate's health and reproductive genetics--reflected in the symmetry of their body--via the sound of his/her voice. In a recent study, published in the Journal of Nonverbal Behavior, participants listened to recorded voices and rated the voices based on attractiveness according to nine characteristics, including approachability, intelligence, sexiness and warmth. The researchers found that men and women whose voices were deemed approachable, sexy and intelligent were the most attractive overall. And the voices rated the most attractive were from those whose bodies were the most symmetrical. But a sexy voice and symmetrical body have nothing to do with the attractiveness of a person's face. And researchers are still unable to objectively quantify a "sexy voice."
--Posted by Annika Harris on The FriskyRead More »from I Know He's Hot! I Can Hear It In His Voice
Last year, I had sex with a grandfather. That sounds bad, but I didn't know he was a grandpa until after we'd done it. Plus, he's a good thirty years younger than my own grandfather. But still, at 53, he had two kids and a baby granddaughter, while at 32, I'm itching to give birth to my own babies. When he confessed his real age to me over lunch following our hotel-room hookup (he'd told me he was 48), I assured him that I didn't mind.
And at first, I didn't. Part of what attracted me to him was that he was mature. He owned his own home, had a secure job. His life wasn't as precarious as the other guys I'd recently dated. He seemed steady and solid, thoughtful, and I liked the idea of him presiding over a family. It made me feel like he'd be protective and gentlemanly, but still hot.
Don't think that because he was solidly "middle-aged" that he wasn't good in bed. His hair was salt and pepper sexy, and he had a lean, muscular body. He was one of the best lovers I've ever had. WeRead More »from First Time For Everything: Dating A Grandfather