by Risa Green (Tales from the Mommy Track)
My children are finally back in school this week, hallelujah, and a friend of mine sent me an email that had me ROFL (that's Rolling On the Floor Laughing to those of you who are not fluent in text-ese; can you tell I write teen novels?) I wish I could say that I wrote it, because it's genius, but I wish even more that I knew who did write it, so that I could credit her. If you happen to know the author of this piece, please leave it in a comment so that I can bow down before her and give her the respect she is due. Otherwise, just make sure you're in a carpeted area when you read this.
Ten Mom Misconceptions About Sending our Kids Back to School.
Misconception #1: Moms miss their kids when they go back to school
Seriously. I've had enough of you by now. Every morning with the "what are we going to do today, Mom?" is finally over. I've looked at your face twenty-four/seven for the last 77 days. It's time to go learnRead More »from The Truth About Moms and "Back to School" Time.