By Amy Odell
You haven't listened to any new music within the past three years and you are fine with this because too many pop songs have sirens in them now.
1. You know not to stay out past 2 a.m. Or really 1 a.m. OK fine just midnight. Because you've done enough partying to realize that only creepy things that make you feel gross when you're sober the next day happen after 2 a.m. aka millennial witching hour.
2. You don't feel like a loser for staying home on a Friday night. In fact, you find staying home on a Friday preferable - you can rest and jam on Saturday. (And by jam I literally mean make jam.) And that's better than being out with gross bar people then getting home at 2 a.m. and being too lazy to take your makeup off and growing barnacles on your face that you'll have to wear to brunch the next morning.
3. Going out takes on a new meaning. Like dinner. Or a movie. Not just raging until 4 a.m. with strangersRead More »from The 18 Best Things About Being in Your Late Twenties