10 Hilarious Examples of Guys Not Realizing They're Being Hit OnBy Chiara Atik for HowAboutWe

Reddit has a seriously entertaining thread going right now of stories of guys just com-plete-ly not getting the hint from girls who were, in retrospect, blatantly interested in them. It just goes to prove that even if you think you're being embarrassingly forward, like, if-this-were-any-clearer-I-could-get-arrested forward, guys still might not get the message.

Here are some of the best tales of guys all over the world who just. Didn't. Get it.

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1. "He had been keen on this one girl who had been flirting with him for weeks, and as we all lived on res at Uni, they were always bumping into one another. Anyway, after a function we all get home very drunk and he receives a text from her complaining that she is incredibly horny and upset because the batteries in her vibrator have run out and wanted to know if he could help her. So being the genius that he is, he takes two AA batteries out

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Real brides dish on their most mortifying moments.

By The Editors of TheKnot.com

Thinkstock / The Knot1. Spanx Snafu
"I accidentally left my shaping underwear in the dryer at my fiance's parents' house. On the day of the wedding, I had to call them up so they could bring it with them to the venue for me. His dad answered the phone, and I told him the predicament I was in, having to describe what they looked like and where I'd left them to make sure the correct pair was brought. Lo and behold, my shaping underwear was at the venue when I arrived!" -- erollis
Scandalous Scale: 4 out of 5

2. Prewedding Peep Show
"Due to the nature of my gown, I could not wear a bra underneath it, so I was standing topless in the bridal suite with just my mom, my sister and my best friend in the room, all of whom were polite enough to avoid eye contact with my chest while we attempted different ways to maneuver my dress onto me without ruining my hair and makeup. Out of nowhere, my mother-in-law and sister-in-law came in and

Real brides share their wedding night stories (and they're not what you think).

By Anne Roderique-Jones for TheKnot.com

Shutterstock / The KnotJust Me and My TV
We had an evening garden wedding that happened to fall on the day of a 75-year record high...a whopping 106 degrees. We were exhausted and soaked when we finally got back to the honeymoon suite. I went to the bathroom to peel myself out of the drenched wedding dress, take a shower, and change. I finally walk out -- perfect hair, stellar makeup, and some sexy lingerie -- only to find my husband sprawled out on the bed, passed out, and snoring. Bravo TV and I spent one salacious evening together. --Sposati

Flooded With Emotion
The hotel we stayed in had a huge, two-person shower, and we jumped in it immediately after the reception. We started to fool around until my husband began to look extremely freaked out. Apparently, my fake eyelashes were falling off, and he had no clue that I had been wearing them. One strip was on my cheek, and the other was

Pickup truck kissWe believe that the quickie is one of the most underrated sex acts out there. Perhaps this is because everyone from Sting to porn producers to teen boys reciting baseball statistics in bed are convinced that going long is always better. Here are five reasons why, sometimes, less is more.

1. You Need Your Beauty Sleep
Research consistently shows that people would choose a good night's sleep over sex. And sure, when you crawl into bed at midnight and, with a heavy heart, set your alarm for six a.m., then an hour or two of sensual tantric love-making doesn't sound that appealing. But what about five or ten minutes of intense passion followed by a sleep-inducing orgasm? Now we're talking.

2. Women Don't Always Need As Much Time As You Think
We've all heard that women at least need thirty minutes of extended foreplay in order to truly enjoy sex. But then how come during masturbation, women climax, on average, in less than four minutes? (Guys take an average of two to three minutes to

Cosmopolitan Looking for more fire in the bedroom? Have one of these Latin foods tonight. These are all said to be natural aphrodisiacs, proven to increase your sexual desire.

By Ariel Nagi

1. Avocados
We're seriously starting to think avocados are just magical. It's packed with nutrients great for your hair and skin, and it was used by Aztec natives to increase sexual desire.

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2. Rompe Colchón
Rompe Colchón translates to English as "mattress breaker." This Venezuelan aphrodisiac ceviche is packed with oysters, which are rich in rare amino acids that are known to increase sexual hormones.

3. Chiles
The spiciness of chili peppers has often been said to increase sexual desire. Well, time to cook him some Mexican tonight!

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4. Maca Root Powder
Taken from the root of the plant lepidium peruvianum, maca has been used as an aphrodisiac in Incan culture waaayyy back when. It has also

The conversation about whether it is ever a good idea to give a goodbye gift while ending a relationship, all spurred by a Ryan Seacrest-Julianne Hough rumor (worry not, TMZ put an end to the controversy with a definitive statement by a "source"), led my thoughts back to the dating and break-up days before I met the Not Boyfriend.

During that time, I was dating (which was new, after a divorce from an 11-year relationship), pushing myself to go out with men I might not have previously considered (corporate lawyers? much older men? much younger men? also new) and being observant of how and who I was on each of those dinners, hikes and even one-nighters. It wasn't all a science project, but there was certainly some healthy experimenting. I was finding my way to a different identity, and it was good for me to stretch beyond my comfort zone. That included taking note of how the relationships (or arrangements, or meetings) came to an end.

By Kellee Khalil, Lover.ly

As the old saying goes, "If you wanna know, if he loves you so, it's in his kiss (that's where it is)." Faith Hill has even described it as centrifugal motion and perpetual bliss. There are so many words and ways to describe the moment you first smooch your sweetie, and whether you've been dating a few short months or a decade, all of those emotions come flooding back as you stand at the altar and share your first kiss as a married couple. Full on make-out session or a short and sweet peck, it doesn't matter. What matters is the way you feel, and we've rounded up our favorite "first kisses" that definitely say that this is a kiss to build a dream on.

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