Singer Katy Perry, who recently broke up with her beau of nearly two years John Mayer, was in Australia yesterday (which probably means she's in Australia today, or is flying over the ocean today-though, wait, is it already tomorrow in Australia? So was she in Australia yesterday, meaning today?). She was promoting her new tour and, I dunno, just saying hi to all the weirdos down there.
She went on a TV show and a young fan asked, "I was just wondering if you have a boyfriend?" Perry reportedly took a second to process this question, repeating, "If I have a boyfriend?" before saying, "All of my fans are my boyfriend!" Then she turned to a koala bear, because all Australian television shows are mandated by law to involve a koala bear in some capacity, and she said "This is my boyfriend! See!" (That actually happened!) So, there's a lot going on here.
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First off, I love that there was just some koala bear on the show