On Twitter earlier this month, there was a trending topic of #ThingsYouNeverWantToHear. Of course, on Twitter it's mostly stuff like, "Wake up, it's time to get ready for school," and "Blurred Lines on the radio, ever again."
I do sympathize with that last one.
For moms, the list is a little different. Here are the top 10 things that as a mom, I dread hearing:
10. "I wet the bed." That's what my kid says. What I actually hear is, "Mommy, I made you another couple loads of laundry. Also now can I sleep in your bed and whack you with my incredibly bony knees and elbows for the next six hours?"
9. "I forgot, I have to make a diorama and it's tomorrow." This is always said at 7:30 p.m. on a Sunday. Also, it's always a diorama. Always.
8. "Hello, this is the Vice Principal." This one is dicey. It might be something good. I feel pretty bad for our vice principal. It seems like every once in a while he gets to make an upbeat phone call; one time I got a call that one of myRead More »from Top 10 Things Moms NEVER Want to Hear