One thing I have learned in my eighteen years as a parent is you never want to hear you're a "Helicopter Mom". I heard this term for the first time a few days ago and instantly thought to myself, "OMG, am I one of those moms who hovers around her kids all the time?"
So I set off to find examples and was fortunate to have found the flight journal of a well known Helicopter Mom.
My understanding is this mom's helicopter hovered too long and crash-landed. Her children never learned how to do anything on their own so they never conducted a search and rescue mission.
Diary of a Mad Helicopter Mom:
· Stopped by Jill's elementary school to see if she ate the high-Omega3 lunch I made her. Made sure she didn't sneak in any high calorie cookies from her best friend. Then walked over to the restroom to wet a wash cloth and wipe her mouth to be sure her face was clean. Whatever happened to PB&J on Wonderbread and letting them wipe their mouth on their T-shirt sleeve?
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