Agyness Deyn wears Reebok hightops and other evidence that all of my 13 year-old fashion nightmares are back

First it was shoulder pads. Then the perm and a bunch of crap like this. Now—with her new ad campaign for Reebok Freestyles— 80s-loving model Agyness Deyn is giving maybe the biggest endorsement yet for resurrecting the worst period of fashion history ever. Do you remember wearing this high-topped, Velcro-ed leather scariness? Perhaps with your stirrup pants and a pair (or two, or three) of scrunchy socks?
No. No. No! How is this happening again? What's next? Scrunchies? Rat tails? A boy named Brian telling you he won't go with you to the 8th grade Hawaiian-themed dance 'cause you might "bark the whole night"?

I feel abused.