And on last night's America's Next Top Model...the girls drink 40s!

Last night's America's Next Top Model was a little bit of a non-event. (I know. It's hard to top meat panties, but still).  Sure, you had your in-da-house, screeching-like- bats bickering over the phone, a semi-humiliating challenge and photo shoot and Tyra Banks telling you to model with your eyes, but there were very few mouth agape upsets—even Tyra wasn't so bad. Highlights (and the spolier) after the jump.

• Gaining back her confidence after positive reviews last week, Dominique once again began referring to herself in third person.  Dominique did this seven times throughout the show. Dominique also called Whitney a racist.  But the judges loved Dominique's paint-splatter photo—saying she's found her "softer side." Can we talk about this?  Dominique is not attractive! Dominique looks like a soccer mom or a man or a drag queen soccer mom. Dominique looks old. I do not understand.
• Vendela is the guest judge! Vendela does not really speak English! What she does speak is really mean!
• Fatima is a cruel b---- . There I said it. Also, she does not shave her armpits and all of her armpit hair showed in a photo and everyone on the judge's panel was aghast that a girl would ever think to not shave her armpits and that was pretty funny.
• Poor Whitney, she had a huge fight with crazy Dominique, she did that split in the posing challenge and got a "You're not taking this seriously" critique (an ANTM kiss of death if ever there was one.  Right up there with, "You don't seem like you want to be here."), and the judges are finding her boring.  And she was in the bottom two.  With Marvita....
• Oh Marvita.  I knew it would be you tonight. Not because I'm an ANTM psychic, but because of the show's shamelessly ham-handed foreshadowing.  I mean, really?  Nearly every contestant had some comment about how you were mucking things up, you poured a 40 ounce beer into Lauren's mouth and called it "ghetto drinking,"  you walked around the loft  mumbling how nice it was to live there, how you really didn't want to go back to the streets. Of course they were sending you home. But did Tyra really need to call your head shot "National Geographic meets French Vogue"?  Is it just me?  Or does one not compare an ethnic looking African American woman to the pages of National Geographic?  Shame, Shame.