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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

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Crocs in financial trouble (our long national nightmare=possibly over)

Man, that's one ugly shoe. (Getty Images)

Man, that's one ugly shoe. (Getty Images)

There are things that I've lived through that I know, for one reason or another, I will have a hard time explaining to my kids. Things like Michael Jackson (RIP), the Iraq war, bubble tea, the world before the Internet, harem pants, my mom, and of course, Crocs. Really, how did they happen? Who looked at Crocs and thought, "Aerated, bulbous, and bright plastic? That's the  footwear for me!"

Answer: About a zillion people. In the seven years since their inception, customers bought 100 million pairs of the spongy, sling-back, clown-like shoes, the sales of which brought in $168.2 million in profit in just 2007 alone. However, the Crocs magic was not to last. According to The Washington Post, in 2008,  just a year later, the company was deep in debt--losing $185.1 million and cutting 2,000 jobs while the Crocs stock price fell 76 percent. Auditors hired to assess the company's financial viability suggested conditions "that raise substantial doubt about the ability to continue." The Post says Crocs has until September to pay off its debt.

"The company's toast," Damon Vickers, who manages an investment fund at Nine Points Capital Partners in Seattle, told The Post, "They're zombie-ish. They're dead and they don't know it."

Yikes.

Perhaps the saddest part of this retail fail story is the fact that the Crocs' design may have ultimately been its undoing. Not because it was ugly, unflattering and buffoonish; but because it is nearly indestructible, which means one pair will last years and years--thus reducing the amount of repeat customers and leaving the company with a massive excess inventory it is unable to unload. What an eerie, tragic, and a weird sign of our times to imagine the supply (warehouses full of forlorn rainbow-colored Crocs) lying around and collecting dust with no demand.

Despite evidence to the contrary, the people at Crocs remain optimistic: Their last ditch efforts will include marketing to caterers, medical workers, and people with foot problems, and, randomly, trying to get George Clooney involved. I mean, I guess that dude could sell anything.
Source: Washington Post






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  • Amy Boshnack's Avatar
    Posted by Amy Boshnack Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:38am PDT

    I just tweeted your headline.... funniest things I've read today! @aboshnack

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  • badgerdog's Avatar
    Posted by badgerdog Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:42am PDT

    I for one will joyously celebrate the demise of the ugliest shoes ever. I feel for those who might lose their jobs or money over this, but I will NOT miss seeing men, women and children walking around with ridiculously colored, clown-like feet. Unfortunately, since they are almost indestructible, I have a feeling we will still be seeing them everywhere for awhile longer. Ugh.

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  • Nessiedmf's Avatar
    Posted by Nessiedmf Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:43am PDT

    I never could understand why anyone would wear these hideous shoes anway. So, I guess you could say that I'm shocked that they stayed around as long as they did.

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  • Andygirl's Avatar
    Posted by Andygirl Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:47am PDT

    Crocs need to learn from the computer world if they want to stay in business: make your product fallible and people will need to keep buying more. Now, this is crap for consumers, but great for a business. Crocs has put itself out of business by making a product which lasts. How sad.

    Now, I hate crocs, but I know plenty of people who love them. And if they don't wear the ugly clog version, they wear the flip flops, which, are pretty attractive.

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  • Katie B's Avatar
    Posted by Katie B Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:48am PDT

    Personally, they are not my thing.. I wouldn't wear them even if someone paid me too... However, one of my College friends was an orderly at the local hospital and he said they were the most comfortable shoes ever, especially if you are on your feet all the time (like he is)... this guy is one of the most fashionable guys I have ever met too, so not just the typical guys guy (though he is that too.. only from a Abecrombie ad).

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  • Kikki's Avatar
    Posted by Kikki Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:52am PDT

    Although I WILL NOT miss the traditional style, I WILL miss their thong sandals. They are actually nice looking and comfortable.

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  • cutebanker's Avatar
    Posted by cutebanker Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:58am PDT

    i NEVER understood these shoes! i threatened to beat my friends when they bought them for their kids! these are not nearly as cool as the eastlands i had growing up. i'll let it fly with kids, but grow @$$ adult men should not be seen in them! and i see it all the time! apparently the military issues camoflauge ones! WTF

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  • victoria's Avatar
    Posted by victoria Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:05am PDT

    The military DOES NOT issue CROCS.

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  • JADE's Avatar
    Posted by JADE Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:09am PDT

    OMG have any of you seen the footage on little kids getting there foot pulled into esculators by wearing those stupid things.Kids love them because they are lite and soft. But that is what makes them so dangerous. Your riding the esculator with your little one and next thing you know the poor kids is screaming and their little feet are shredded.

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  • Tami W's Avatar
    Posted by Tami W Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:17am PDT

    Funny Stuff...

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