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Monday, November 30, 2009

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Fashion that makes us sad: Bruce Willis naked, with his toenails painted red

Photo courtesy of W magazine

Photo courtesy of W magazine

Sometimes I peer at something in the world and I feel like Lisa Kudrow's dorky, out-of-touch character from the short-lived HBO show "The Comeback," specifically the way she would run into weird situations and balk, "I don't need to see THAT!"

Because, truthfully, I don't need to see some things and, especially, I do not need to see Bruce Willis having a mid-life crisis, marrying a decades younger woman, and posing for a magazine with said woman while naked with his toenails painted.

But that's what I got this morning in W magazine. The couple is on the mag's July cover, and I'm guessing the inside photo shoot is supposed to be about bondage and
kinkiness and sexual power and (ooh) edginess, but, honestly, who can think about any of this "art" when viewing a skivvies-clad David Addison dominated by his new wife, Emma, AKA Ms. Perky Boobs? (Check out the rest of the NSFW photos here--there are topless shots.)

The accompanying story says the couple is very much in love and so happy to be married that they makeout on the street and blah blah blah. That's awesome, Bruce Willis. No, really, I'm happy for you.  But you know what? You're 54 and you have kids, actually underage daughters, and you're my dad's age, and I've been watching you my whole life, and this whole thing is just weird.
Source: Honeymoon Hotel
Photos by Steven Klein
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  • Steph's Avatar
    Posted by Steph Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:55pm PDT

    That is really weird...

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  • sarah's Avatar
    Posted by sarah Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:08pm PDT

    this is super creepy...

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  • Lola F's Avatar
    Posted by Lola F Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:16pm PDT

    It's porn.

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  • Doktor Eevol's Avatar
    Posted by Doktor Eevol Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:37pm PDT

    Hahaha... um WOW.

    You know, I'm all for tolerance of other lifestyles and expression yourself; but these pics are trashy. I don't want to know what Bruce Willi's face looks like as he's having sex. And, I really don't need to see anyone's tatas either.

    If you're into BDSM, kink, fetish... find a classier way to show please. Kthnxbai.

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  • Doktor Eevol's Avatar
    Posted by Doktor Eevol Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:55pm PDT

    *expressING, I meant

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  • ComedyFan's Avatar
    Posted by ComedyFan Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:01pm PDT

    Why is he having sex with a wookie in the first pic??

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  • GirlyGirl©'s Avatar
    Posted by GirlyGirl© Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:56pm PDT

    Oh, YUCK! I guess that I didn't digest all of the clams casino...

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  • Angel Morbid's Avatar
    Posted by Angel Morbid Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:03pm PDT

    WTF?

    ROFL ComedyFan! A wookie!

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  • chiken_n_pie's Avatar
    Posted by chiken_n_pie Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:28pm PDT

    The photography is really beautiful, I just don't understand why it had to be with Bruce Willis of all people.

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  • armandof's Avatar
    Posted by armandof Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:31pm PDT

    a movie like that should be for adult viewing only.

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