Fashion + Beauty

Monday, December 7, 2009

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Fashion that makes us sad: This $3,000 bikini

I know. You're sick of hearing about rich people and their worthless, expensive stuff. And I'm sorry to do this to you, but...OH MY GOD. SERIOUSLY? This bathing suit, which to my eye resembles a combination sports bra/bedazzled jockstrap, will be sold by Selfridges in London for the low, low price of $2,986. It's designed by a company called Pistol Panties (sigh) and made from 5,000 Swarovski crystals. Also? You can't swim in it. So it's more of a lounging-around piece that's built from tiny rocks. It's a jewel-kini! Imagine how that feels on your butt!

Given all of these facts, is it any surprise that there's a waiting list to buy these sparkly suits? That they're actually on backorder at Selfridges?

Uggggghhhh. Stop the insanity, people. Splurge on a gilded $200 suit and give $2,800 to, like, world hunger or something. There's no way this glitter torture device is worth it.

Source: The Cut
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  • Bored's Avatar
    Posted by Bored Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:07am PDT

    Or they could give the 2,800 to me...lol. I'm sorry but I couldn't see spending that kind of money on a bathing suit you can't even swim in..I got mine at Wal-Mart for a whopping 15 bucks (tax included) and it is way cuter than this one!!!

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  • MZLady's Avatar
    Posted by MZLady Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:16am PDT

    I know thats right, BORED!!! I got mine at walmart also for (15) (brown, black, and cream colored) and it looks a heck of alot better than this one! I tell ya,,,these designers are way off based with some of these outfits they come up with!!!

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  • G. L's Avatar
    Posted by G. L Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:26am PDT

    Amen, Amen, AMEN! That money could do a lot of good elsewhere and last more than a season

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  • elle's Avatar
    Posted by elle Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:26am PDT

    Nearly $3,000.00 for a bathing suit you can’t swim in? In these economic times I can’t understand why designers are still even pushing to do things like this. I think its well past time for designers to realize that most people cannot afford this type of bathing suit and most people wouldn’t wear something this tacky. Bejeweled or not, this is not the way people should be spending money in these hard times.

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  • Zeplin522's Avatar
    Posted by Zeplin522 Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:26am PDT

    Who ever is buying this suit must be doing so just to say

    I have one, cuase its downright ugly. Sad too that someone

    has that kind of money and doesnt know what to do with it.

    Starving children come to mind.

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  • mscarol's Avatar
    Posted by mscarol Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:13pm PDT

    I bet there ARE people in this world that WILL buy that bathing suit, just to tell people, "hey, i bought a $3,000 bathing suit today"

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  • MrsKlingonPasadena's Avatar
    Posted by MrsKlingonPasadena Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:23pm PDT

    That can't feel good on your nipples or clitoris

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  • Tricia's Avatar
    Posted by Tricia Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:09pm PDT

    Come on! enough already! whats all this sanctimonious whining. You need to lighten up people!! This is fashion. Lets be frivolous!!! Is no one interested in aesthetics anymore- and pretty FABULOUS fashion at that. You need to come down to the Bahamas. I would just LOVE to wear that BEAUTIFUL suit around MY harbour...

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  • a c's Avatar
    Posted by a c Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:12pm PDT

    It's like cathedral camouflage. It reminds me of my grandma's lamp shades, too.

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  • mrscolbert's Avatar
    Posted by mrscolbert Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:26pm PDT

    One one level, I tend to agree that there isn't much use complaining that some people will want to buy a $3000 swimsuit. If someone got their $3000 legally, then in this country they can pretty much spend it on whatever they want.

    HOWEVER... that thing is ugly. If it's a suit you can't swim in, then it's just a laying-out suit. But wouldn't that create a pretty weird tan line? That's not glamorous.

    It's stupid.

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