Fashion that makes us sad: This $3,000 bikini
editor
I know. You're sick of
hearing about rich people and their
worthless, expensive stuff. And I'm sorry to do
this to you, but...OH MY GOD. SERIOUSLY? This bathing suit, which
to my eye resembles a combination sports bra/bedazzled jockstrap,
will be sold by Selfridges in London for the low, low price of
$2,986. It's designed by a company called Pistol Panties (sigh)
and made from 5,000 Swarovski crystals. Also? You can't swim in
it. So it's more of a lounging-around piece that's built
from tiny rocks. It's a jewel-kini! Imagine how that feels on
your butt!
Given all of these facts, is it any surprise that there's a
waiting list to buy these sparkly suits? That they're actually
on backorder at Selfridges?
Uggggghhhh. Stop the insanity, people. Splurge on a gilded $200
suit and give $2,800 to, like, world hunger or something.
There's no way this glitter torture device is worth it.
Source:
The Cut