Screw celebrity style.
Fake tits and new lips didnt save Courtney Love or Pete Burns, so lets move on.
We'll save that for a new blog.
I call this one J-LO NONO
We all remember her record smashing child vomit green show all gown from days gone by... so why in the world did this gold lame mess have to come into the picture?
NO MORE STATEMENTS J-LO
We already figured she was Jenny from the block but did she have to take it another step further and prove she's Jenny from the corner of her block?
Seriously.
Enough is enough with the cleavage.
She has no career to salvage.
Cameron Diaz... lets call this one PeptoCam.
The colour is bad enough, but the rest looks like something a frat boy would put together for a last minute toga party.
Part shower curtain part 'Dude! I fell into the punch bowl!' it says chic in the worst way.
Her hair is lost in the mix here and I wonder... will her goofy toon town smile be enough to pull this one off?
Doubtful.
Drew Barrymore.
She was obviously a huge fan of Desperate housewives... because my grandmother LIVED desperately in the 60's and I can upload a few pics here to prove that she and drew share the same hairdresser.
I wonder if Princess anne and she are drinking buddies?
As for the dress, I'm just going to throw some tags out... you piece the rest together:
>Bridal gown veil twisted in Vaccum
>Sale and Joanne's Fabrics on leftover Prom Tulle
Whatever the case may be for drew fashionwise, one thing is still very clear: She will never be her true Barrymore until she drops the act of Maude.
Jennifer Esposito.....
WHY did you have to take fashion advice from Paula Abdul?
Healthy tip: what made stars fashion forward in the 80's does not come full circle for the NOW.
Sure... in fashion there is always a full circle effect.
But for GOD'S SAKE leave the shoulder pads at home.
It looks like her good and evil pals are dead and buried under those shoulder pads.
Eva Mendes apparently wanted to go with a fresh look for the season.
I wouldn't recommend wearing an evening gown backwards... but hey... to each their own.
I liked her portrayal of a cracked out aids infected prostitute... err dancer in RENT.
So in the spirit of the Cause I'll jump ship on this mess.
Retraction: My apologies.
It was Rosario Dawson in Rent. You were in Master of disguise with that turtle guy.
My Bad.
Wait... that was Paula Abdul's stunt double whom we bashed before you... what the hell were you in again?
THATS RIGHT! You played Joan Crawford's part of Crystal Allen in the worst classic Hollywood remake in history.... next to the Muppets Wizard of OZ ( were you a flying monkey in that one?) in The Women.
Here we have a random gay couple and their childhood friend...
Paris Hilton wearing something that will finally save us from vagina Flashing....
And Heidi Klum taking a walk down the runway as a spokesmodel for Charlotte Russe
The only actress there who look half decent despite her crappy career is Kate Winslett.
Although honestly, if I had a chance at a life like the one she and Leo lived in revolutionary road I'd shut up and deal with it.
Kids, a house, neighborhood friends... a steady job...
geez... wish that was readily availably in 2009.
