Now, all personal opinions about true love and waiting aside, what kind of kid wants to publicize their chastity across their ass? I mean, if one really is truly invested in practicing sexual self-restraint, doesn't one want to detract attention away from one's private parts?
And, as for Kmart and the folks who designed these (by the way, rather ugly) garments, MSNBC host Keith Olbermann put it perfectly the other night: "If you want to make sure true love waits, shouldn‘t you make the pants more difficult to take off?"
After the jump, more evidence of the Big K's perma-lameness:
OMG. I came across this old commercial when I was looking for the Olbermann clip and it is so awesomely bad it kind of makes me want to die. It's got like a weird "Who are the people in your neighborhood" meets "Village People" vibe that I find irresistible. Ok, now I'm talking it up way too much. Just enjoy:
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