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Saturday, December 5, 2009

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Latest Rejuvenation Surgery: Earlobes?!

Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Time for the latest rage in plastic surgery ... the earlobe lift.

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Daily Mail


Forget about facelifts, neck, and butt lifts. According to the Daily Mail, the latest sagging body part to receive an extreme makeover is the earlobe. No, we're not talking about the teen trend of elf ears ... we're talking about younger, rounder, smoother earlobes.

There might be something to this. After all, our lobes do take a beating -- most of us have been sticking jewelry

in them for decades, pulling  the already tender flesh into a thin, saggy mess.  Some of our lobes, thanks to extra heavy ear jewelry, have unintentionally turned our ear piercing holes into "tears." Plus, there's the loss of collagen and those pesky wrinkles that occur naturally over time.

We all know you can tell a woman's age by her hands and her neck, but do earlobes really matter? After all, that dangly bit of flesh only has one purpose: to be decorated. How much are people staring at our earlobes in the first place?

If you think your lobes aren't being all they can be, just fork over $2,000 and set aside about an hour, and you too can have younger-looking earlobes. Gulp. Let's get serious here ... has plastic surgery gone too far?
Read more: http://www.momlogic.com/2009/10/plastic_cosmetic_surgery_earlobe_lift.php#ixzz0T5vXuzME

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  • Doktor Eevol's Avatar
    Posted by Doktor Eevol Mon Oct 5, 2009 2:43pm PDT

    Oh, yes, apparently a woman can't be perfect enough. Even her ears can't be saggin'!

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  • KLM613's Avatar
    Posted by KLM613 Mon Oct 5, 2009 2:50pm PDT

    Are you kidding me? This has to be the most ridiculous thing I have heard yet!!!

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  • sarah's Avatar
    Posted by sarah Mon Oct 5, 2009 2:55pm PDT

    well, your ears do continue to grow your entire life...

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  • Suzy's Avatar
    Posted by Suzy Mon Oct 5, 2009 2:57pm PDT

    Whoever pays money to get this done are idiots. What a waste of money and time. That lady's earlobe looked perfectly fine before. People are so dumb.

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  • Sandy B's Avatar
    Posted by Sandy B Mon Oct 5, 2009 3:34pm PDT

    Oh gimme a break. Is this REALLY that shocking? NOPE. People are sticking 4 inch spheres for aesthetic reasons into their earlobes, so this really isn't a big deal to me. Yes, it may seem needless but how many other needless things do people do out there for aesthetic reasons?

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  • None's Avatar
    Posted by None Mon Oct 5, 2009 3:36pm PDT

    Jesus, ridiculous ass people, it was better when everyone died at 40.

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  • Lara's Avatar
    Posted by Lara Tue Oct 6, 2009 6:23am PDT

    haha i'm so convinced i need this! i really want to get my 2nd holes sewn shut, too

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