It was only a matter of time before someone took the "lipstick on a pitbull" literally. Pitbullmom.com launched this week, featuring 2 shades of lipstick - "Pale'n Pink" and "Republican Red." The shades are indeed as bad as the names.
"American women across the country have been holding their lipstick in the air as a sign of support for Sarah Palin," claims partner Fess Crockett, "And we felt that the time was right for women everywhere to more boldly display their allegiance through Pit Bull Mom." Pitbullmom is targeting "today's conservative women" and features not only the worst shades of lipstick out there, but t-shirts, tumblers, water bottles and a 5-pack of lipbalm as well. One of the other founders says, "Our feeling is that PBM's (Pit Bull Mom's) everywhere will want to join this movement. We are all inspired by the same beliefs and ideals as the candidate."
We don't know which is worse - bad makeup or another annoying acronym. But, they are donating 10% of the proceeds to the Special Olympics, which is the only good thing we can say.
By DAME