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Sure enough, youngsters are now mimicking adults and our overly sexy Halloween costumes. Noah Cyrus, the nine-year-old sister of Miley Cyrus, attended the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation's 16th Annual Dream Halloween party this weekend dressed like, well, we're not sure. She has no cape or witches hat--just a short tight dress, black patent dominatrix heels and red lipstick. Noah Cyrus may be rich and famous, but the girl is only nine. She can't drive herself to whatever costume shop sells children's hooker shoes. We wonder if her father, Billy-Ray Cyrus, attempted to sway her costume choice towards a pumpkin, or a princess, or hell, she could have even dressed like Hannah Montana! When you're in elementary school, there should only be one definition of a trick, and it should be followed by a treat. Please, for the love of candy corn, no more baby prostitutes! [3am]
