One for the girls
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord
my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it
away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me
young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that
you've done.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around
the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on
and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and
spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know
each other!
