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Thursday, September 4, 2008

Unoriginal-but-useful story of the day: 5 ways to find the perfect pair of jeans

A few years ago, while standing in my underwear in the middle of a poorly lit dressing room, sweating, a pile of discarded denim staring up at me, an annoyed pin-skinny sales girl asking through the door if I needed help with yet another size/style/brand, I looked at myself in the mirror and had a hard, long, inconsolable, embarrassing cry. I despised buying jeans. But I needed them. In fact I wore them more than any other garment I own. But unlike, say, looking for tops or cute coats, the jeans quest always made me feel vulnerable and self-conscious and sad. And I wanted to move beyond it. I wanted to solve this stupid retail mystery and feel empowered. Ultimately I just wanted to find something that would make my butt look good. I bet you feel the same. Here, a foolproof guide to finding the perfect pair.

1. Seek professional help. Many department stores have denim bars equipped with kindly “denim experts” who can quickly and not condescendingly scan your body and make recommendations. If you want to endure this process in private, search engines like zafu.com have online jeans’ quizzes that allow you to plug in your specific body issues and your style and then spit out at least a half a dozen pairs (in a range of price points) that suit your needs.

2. Pick a store with a great selection. Though small shops can be great, on your initial quest, you really want the option of LOTS of brands. Do your research before you go. Call the store and ask if they have a separate denim department and even inquire about the number of labels (50 would be excellent).

3. All cuts are not for everyone. I hate to break this to you (and myself): We can’t all wear skinny jeans. But we can wear trouser cuts, wide-leg, straight leg, boot cut, extra long, etc, etc. There’s a really good body shape/denim style matcher here.

4. Go for a clean design and choose the right wash. After enduring an exhaustive hunt, the worst thing that could happen is your ideal jeans go out of style next year. To avoid this, stay away from trendy details and embellishments—like “whiskering,” extra zippers, bedazzlements, weird pockets, etc—at ALL COSTS. As a rule, a dark wash will always be more versatile and forgiving.

5. If all else fails, customize. Companies like mejeans.com and Indie Denim let you plug in your measurements and choose your preferred cut and wash and send the jeans directly to your doorstep. Best of all, they save your preferences, so you can order another pair in a flash.

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How to save your favorite pair of black jeans

Tips on how not to fall into the "mom jeans" trap

Searching for the perfect pair of underwear

Is this ugly? Skinny jeans on men
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  • thatcoolbroad's Avatar
    Posted by thatcoolbroad Fri Apr 4, 2008 11:24am PDT

    Great tips Jennifer! I've always wanted to try Indie denim...does anybody out there have any experience with them?

    Check out my post, "How NOT to fall into the Mom Jeans pit", here on Shine for additional tips and trade secrets for finding the perfect pair of jeans.

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  • Rita's Avatar
    Posted by Rita Fri Apr 4, 2008 11:58am PDT

    Seriously? You can make your own custom jeans? Wow...I think I may have to splurge and give it shot...I HATE jean shopping.

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  • recswifey6174's Avatar
    Posted by recswifey6174 Sun Apr 6, 2008 6:21pm PDT

    This is great advice Jen! After making sooo many mistakes with jeans(and All other clothes too!LOL!)I now take my time and really analyze what I try on. I just bought a great pair of dark denim jeans that make me feel so amazing!Thats what a person's clothing shouuld do for them. A great pair of jeans can go with anything!

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  • Q W's Avatar
    Posted by Q W Mon Apr 7, 2008 9:03am PDT

    What if you need plus sizes? Very little selection in jeans exists for extended sizes..seems the only ones available are Lane Bryant and Roamans.Cut and style variations simply are not available and PLEASE,don't even think about a designer jean in these extended sizes! It's difficult to believe fashion can still be this biased in a new millenium..all bodies are not the same!!! Respect diversity!

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  • Jennifer Romolini, Shine staff's Avatar
    Posted by Jennifer Romolini, Shine staff Mon Apr 7, 2008 10:26am PDT

    Hey,

    I like these plus-size jeans...

    http://www.bandlu.com/product.asp?item=valor

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  • Todd K's Avatar
    Posted by Todd K Mon Apr 7, 2008 4:10pm PDT

    Of course this column is just for women - though you would never know from the link on the Yahoo! front page.

    Men could certainly use a similar list... have you noticed how ill-fittingly many of us wear our jeans?

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  • Becky P's Avatar
    Posted by Becky P Mon Apr 7, 2008 8:45pm PDT

    i agree not all of us can wear skinny jeans! esp. short & meaty females who try so hard... thanks to this author, YOU ROCK!

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  • meggan m's Avatar
    Posted by meggan m Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:43pm PDT

    SOME GOOD TIPS ON BUYING JEANS I CAN NEVER FIND ONE TO FIT JUST RIGHT I AM PETITE AND ALL MY JEANS I HAVE TO ALTER, OT JUST CUT THE FOOT I HATE THAT WHERE CAN I FIND A JEANS FOR MY SIZE? HELPPPP

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  • chynadoll13154's Avatar
    Posted by chynadoll13154 Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:50pm PDT

    If you are petite, try H2 jeans. You can get them at Kohls. (Don't laugh- they are cheap, but they are the best jeans ever!). Seriously- they are perfect for petite bodies especially if you are like me and are lacking "junk in the trunk."

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  • faith163o's Avatar
    Posted by faith163o Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:14am PDT

    would love to find a pair of jeans that fit i'm tall long torso and have a belly from havin kids,nothing looks right would love to have a pair that lefts the back fits tight around the thigh and high waisted to hide tthe love handers lol help.

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