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Unoriginal-but-useful story of the day: 5 ways to find the perfect pair of jeans

A few years ago, while standing in my underwear in the middle of a poorly lit dressing room, sweating, a pile of discarded denim staring up at me, an annoyed pin-skinny sales girl asking through the door if I needed help with yet another size/style/brand, I looked at myself in the mirror and had a hard, long, inconsolable, embarrassing cry. I despised buying jeans. But I needed them. In fact I wore them more than any other garment I own. But unlike, say, looking for tops or cute coats, the jeans quest always made me feel vulnerable and self-conscious and sad. And I wanted to move beyond it. I wanted to solve this stupid retail mystery and feel empowered. Ultimately I just wanted to find something that would make my butt look good. I bet you feel the same. Here, a foolproof guide to finding the perfect pair.

1. Seek professional help. Many department stores have denim bars equipped with kindly “denim experts” who can quickly and not condescendingly scan your body and make recommendations. If you want to endure this process in private, search engines like zafu.com have online jeans’ quizzes that allow you to plug in your specific body issues and your style and then spit out at least a half a dozen pairs (in a range of price points) that suit your needs.

2. Pick a store with a great selection. Though small shops can be great, on your initial quest, you really want the option of LOTS of brands. Do your research before you go. Call the store and ask if they have a separate denim department and even inquire about the number of labels (50 would be excellent).

3. All cuts are not for everyone. I hate to break this to you (and myself): We can’t all wear skinny jeans. But we can wear trouser cuts, wide-leg, straight leg, boot cut, extra long, etc, etc. There’s a really good body shape/denim style matcher here.

4. Go for a clean design and choose the right wash. After enduring an exhaustive hunt, the worst thing that could happen is your ideal jeans go out of style next year. To avoid this, stay away from trendy details and embellishments—like “whiskering,” extra zippers, bedazzlements, weird pockets, etc—at ALL COSTS. As a rule, a dark wash will always be more versatile and forgiving.

5. If all else fails, customize. Companies like mejeans.com and Indie Denim let you plug in your measurements and choose your preferred cut and wash and send the jeans directly to your doorstep. Best of all, they save your preferences, so you can order another pair in a flash.

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  • Mathilde R's Avatar
    Posted by Mathilde R Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:00am PDT

    In San Francisco , there is a brand where they sacan you body for your own jeans and keep this in an information base fot futher purchase order.

    Could you give the address?

    thanks

    asimetriamr@yahoo.com

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  • Chris and Talia's Avatar
    Posted by Chris and Talia Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:20am PDT

    I'm still waiting for the "reinforced inner thigh" jean... too many a pair have been lost to pilling from that really great thighs-rubbing-together factor.

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  • chicken's Avatar
    Posted by chicken Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:06pm PDT

    geat article - makes me want to go shopping and i HATE to shop!

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  • Opal's Avatar
    Posted by Opal Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:08pm PDT

    I'm not sure if this is true for everyone, but none of the links are working for me.

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  • Opal's Avatar
    Posted by Opal Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:09pm PDT

    errr..sorry, the Oprah and Indidenim links are working, the rest are not.

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  • megan's Avatar
    Posted by megan Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:20pm PDT

    you would think they would find a better fit for the picture... those are not the right jeans at all for that model.

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  • Fill's Avatar
    Posted by Fill Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:27pm PDT

    I am a woman in my mid 50's and I still only fit in junior jeans. It's getting embarrassing. I have a big waist line (for my size...5'1") and no hips and my legs are slim. The biggest problem is that junior jeans are still soooo low, which is why they fit me.....they're not around my waist.

    Help!!!

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  • 139BP's Avatar
    Posted by 139BP Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:29pm PDT

    help i have a big behind and i am short i have to alter all my jeans

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  • beachside's Avatar
    Posted by beachside Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:32pm PDT

    I am petite with an athletic build (muscular thighs and buttocks) and have fallen in love with AG jeans. They don't lose their shape like Citizens of Humanity and have a variety of washes, styles, and cuts. Trying to fit my widest body parts (thighs and butt) although I am petite (5'3") and have a small, but curvy frame was very difficult until I recently discovered this brand and decided to spend more than usual on a quality pair of jeans. I can also recommend Lucky Brand jeans and Banana Republic.

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  • M P's Avatar
    Posted by M P Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:37pm PDT

    the make your own jeans link is bad!

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