Wanna Learn How to Be a Cougar?

We guess this one was inevitable: dating expert Rich Gosse has established the "world's first Cougar School." The School—really more of a seminar taught at the end of the California Cougar Convention—will teach women the skills they need to date younger men. A self-described "cougar expert" named Lucia is the program's first instructor. She'll dole out etiquette lessons ("don't get in the habit of paying for everything or you'll turn into a sugar mama instead of a lover") as well as fashion and beauty tips.

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She advocates an age-appropriate sexy look that would be right at home in a Mad Men episode: "The things you want to keep long and full are your hair and your eyelashes," she says. Lucia also recommends sticking with a side part; "middle parts are harsh and split your face." As for style, her rule is to divide your body into four quadrants: legs, back, chest, and waist. "Show only two out of four parts at any time and you'll avoid looking sleazy." With that, we'll leave you to debate the offensiveness of the term "cougar" amongst yourselves.

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