Fashion + Beauty
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Why do so many people hate on SJP's looks?
It was bad enough when
that crappy magazine named SJP the
unsexiest woman ever, but this site attacking her face is just plain dirty.
Although the tag line at
Sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com
reads, "A loving tribute to New York's self-proclaimed aging fashion
icon," there's nothing loving about it. Here, they explain their
mission and why they feel justified in hosting a website entirely
devoted to dissing one woman:
Poor Sarah,
she's the very definition of a "Butter Face." (A special shout out to
our pals at The Onion for the Weekender cover.) Years ago in the late
1990s Sarah Jessica Parker went from Horseface to Household Name by
starring in HBO's raunchy urban fashion farce "Sex and the City." Sure,
she was butt ugly. But her bod was hot enough to look the other way.
Sadly, since the HBO series came to an end, Sarah has not aged well. In
fact, recently Sarah Jessica Parker was voted "The Unsexiest Woman
Alive" by Maxim magazine. And we agree. Dare we say, her horse-face
appearance is so unappealing it now totally cancels out any redeeming
"hotness" she once had. Pity.
Bodysnarking
is lame, but unless it's to call out a serious Botox OD, facesnarking
(to us beauty obsessed Product Fienders anyway) is unconscionable! You
suck Sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com.
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Posted by S Fri Jun 6, 2008 1:30pm PDT
I agree completely! I think SJP is beautiful and I think the writers for Sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com have absolutely no class and just didn't have anything better to do. They should post their own photos on the website and let everyone judge their appearance! I bet they're all uglier than SJP...
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Posted by c_stoppa01 Fri Jun 6, 2008 1:32pm PDT
That is so mean. She has an unique look. But I think her personality makes her very pretty. I believe she was really hurt by be called that by Maxim.
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Posted by randomness Fri Jun 6, 2008 1:51pm PDT
It's not as if we're talking about an actual human being here. She's a celebrity, who cares if people are hateful about her. It's our perfect right to say whatever we want about these people. Sarah Horseface Parker gets paid millions and millions of dollars so that we can hate or love her as we please and throw her away when she bores us.
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Posted by Deblovestv Fri Jun 6, 2008 2:05pm PDT
Sorry randomness, but that celebrity is still a human being.
I think it's fine to critique a celebrity's work, but to attack anyone's looks (mean their face, not even what they chose to wear) is just tacky, whether they are famous or not.
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Posted by Melbel Fri Jun 6, 2008 2:51pm PDT
That web site should be SHUT DOWN!!! How rude!! I have always LOVED SJP. . .her hot bod, her beautiful cerulean blue eyes, her mannerisms. . .I love her!! I'm addictred to SATC reruns and have all the DVD's. I loved the movie and thought it was amazing!! I don't pay any attention to these jealiousy-ridden-holier-than-thou-wanna-bees. I just go into my bedroom and turn on SATC and suddenly all is right with my world. Rock on Sarah Jessica!! You're a BEAUTY QUEEN in my book!!
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Posted by loryaj2000 Fri Jun 6, 2008 5:33pm PDT
STOP ADDING UNNECESSARY WORDS! It's not "hate on," it's hate - period! Corrupting the English language to the point of annoyance is not "hip" nor "urbane", it's stupid.
For a society that wants everything NOW, with text messaging and everything, I'm surprised that the headline isn't, "? Peep Hate SJP Face."
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Posted by blubeautydrivr Fri Jun 6, 2008 6:28pm PDT
I don't find her really ugly but I can think of many other people I find far more unattractive than her. At least she takes the time to look put together and professional when there are plenty of people walking around looking not-so-put together (Olson twins, Rumer Willis, Amy Winehouse, etc). And celebrity or not, paid millions or not, those types of comments hurt because when it comes down to it, she is human.
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Posted by Tonya M Fri Jun 6, 2008 8:10pm PDT
Leave her the heck alone. Who the f*** cares what anyone looks like?
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Posted by maggiemae Fri Jun 6, 2008 8:59pm PDT
i love her look. unique, quirky, totally original and unforgettable. beautiful eyes (windows to the soul). she glows with personality and talent and plain 'ol niceness, which is certainly in short supply. and she has a GREAT shape, can wear anything and make it look good. can't tell you how bored i get with the cookie-cutter bimbos. who decided beauty had to be formulaic? and why do so many people buy into that? crazy. boring. limited and limiting. sad. juvenile.
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