Marketed as “Find Me If You Can,” the current weird lingerie line from Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio comes equipped with a GPS tracking device. Whoever has the device’s password (we guess they assume that'd be your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband) can track the underwear's (and its wearer's) global position online. Thanks, but I think I’ll just get the app for that.
We prefer skivvies that send a more subtle message than "I need you to know exactly where I am at all times and be able to show up there if you so desire."
A playful pair of undies that reads “I love you” across the back will probably do, or pick up this hipster three-pack from Old Navy, which includes a pair printed with the words “Ho! Ho! Ho! Oh! Oh! Oh!," which we happen to think is more subtle than a GPS.
Of course, if you’re looking for undies that neither say anything nor connect to the internet, we’ve got you covered with the best eco-friendly underwear and slimming underwear.
