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Saturday, September 6, 2008
Miller Lyte McConaughey is a baby with an assured future
It’s too bad Matthew McConaughey and his lady are on the wagon now—they were about to name his unborn child after a beer like his brother Michael’s son, Miller Lyte. As far as a brewski named baby, we’re partial to Corona for a girl and Heineken for a boy. But you know, we can’t help but wonder, how will all these ridiculous celeb baby names influence a child as an adult? Will Miller Lyte McConaughey be a frat boy for life?
Our list of star kids and their predicted futures:
- Coco (Courteney Cox & David Arquette) – Fashion obsessed red carpet stunner
- Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin) – Environmental non-profit volunteer
- Rumer (Demi Moore & Bruce Willis) – US Weekly’s go-to cover girl
- Diva Muffin Zappa (Frank Zappa) – The next Rachael Ray
- Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Jillette) – Women’s divorce lawyer
- Tu Morrow (actor Rob Morrow) – Psychic
- Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson) – Hip-hop mogul
- Fifi Trixibelle (Bob Geldof & Paula Yates) – Proud owner of several Westminster dog show winning poodles
- Kal-El (Nicolas Cage & Alice Kim. Note: Kal-el is Superman’s birth name) – Video game programmer
- Free (Barbara Hershey & David Carradine) – Green party rally organizer
- Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon & Dallas Clayton) – Music professor
- Bluebell Madonna Haliwell (Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell) – UK wannabe pop star
- Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee & Beth Riesgraf) – Airport bartender
- Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone) – Dungeon Master
Would you ever give your kid one of these unusual names? [
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Posted by Carol Tue May 6, 2008 1:14am PDT
OK kids have a hard enough time in life when they are young with normal names like John and Mary, giving a child a name like this is just a guarantee that the kids will have one more thing to make fun of them for.
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Posted by Jennifer D Tue May 6, 2008 9:06am PDT
My brother just names his son Lucius Vladamir. This poor kid is going to be so picked on as he is growing up.
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Posted by Regin Tue May 6, 2008 9:34am PDT
These names are RIDICULOUS. I wouldn't give a pet names like that, let alone a child. These overpaid camera mongers sense of entitlement shows serious lack of taste and class. I mean GET REAL!!!!
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Posted by spice Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:07pm PDT
Ugh. Just because you're famous doesn't mean your kid won't get teased because you name them Diva Muffin or Miller Lyte. Kids can be incredibly cruel when you're a kid (...and an adult!) and having a name like that just makes it worse.
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