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Aries (March 21 - April 19) In these ultra-modern times, computers have become the new cookbooks. From the easy to the gourmet, if you can't find it online, you just can't find it. So do some web surfing today to come up with something new and daring; consider beef Wellington and tuna tartar. Now if your computer could only cook it for you, too, it would be a perfect day. Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading |
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You'll display uncharacteristic behavior today. You'll be rowdy, boisterous and impulsive. But the kicker will come when you announce out loud that your diet is for the birds, and you'll lunch on a quarter-pound cheeseburger and onion rings, and then wash the whole shebang down with a root beer float. Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Love Meter |
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Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're usually a wellspring of great ideas at work, but deep thoughts will elude you today. So step back and let others do the thinking. Being part of the team rather than the leader will be relaxing. You may even get a chance to kick back and actually enjoy the chocolate donuts and blueberry muffins you bought for everyone. Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Extreme Makeover Tarot Reading |
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Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Against your better instincts, you'll take a walk on the spicy side today. So you'll boldly order the notoriously spicy Chinese garlic chicken noodles and toss on heaps of extra hot sauce for good measure. Underestimating the combustible nature of the dish and the sauce will be your fatal error, and your walk on the wild side will quickly turn into a fast dash to the bathroom. Today's Cancer Reading: Free Sample of The Real You Reading |
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Leo (July 23 - August 22) You'll receive many invites to socialize after work today. But the parties may have to do without your effervescence, as you have something better waiting for you at home. Beef stew with red wine and dumplings that's been simmering in the slow cooker for eight hours beats Buffalo wings and quesadillas any day. Today's Leo Reading: Free Sample Chinese Luck Prosperity and Longevity Reading |
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Virgo (August 23 - September 22) A multitude of intense work issues will rise up to bring you down today. So you'll need to do whatever you can to keep a calm, levelheaded disposition. A cup of peppermint tea might do the trick. This soothing aromatic blend has been proven to relieve anxiety and boost concentration, two things you'll really need if you're to get through this mind-numbing day. Today's Virgo Reading: Free Sample Life Path Reading |
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Libra (September 23 - October 22) You may meet someone new today who shares many of your more offbeat interests. So go ahead and ask if they'd like to hit a vegetarian restaurant, which has the best tofu stir-fry with spinach and okra. And don't be surprised if your new honey suggests you could probably do it better at home. Today's Libra Reading: Free Sample Big Picture Tarot Reading |
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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Temptation will lurk everywhere today. It'll manifest itself as oversleeping, cruising the social networking sites while at work or gorging at the midweek office pizza party. You'll want to show restraint with that last one. Or not. Bragging to Facebook friends that you polished off four pesto slices and a sausage calzone could be the highlight of your day. Don't forget to include pics. Today's Scorpio Reading: Free Sample Personal Astrology Profile |
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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You'll be sorely tested today, and only you can determine the outcome. Stand tall, walk on and you'll be fine. But dawdle at every ice cream parlor, chocolate shop and pizza emporium, and you may crumble into a pathetic pile of mozzarella and cocoa powder with a cherry on top. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Today's Sagittarius Reading: Free Sample Intimacy Secrets Reading |
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You'll have to act as the Food Police if you want your family to eat healthier. So round up the usual suspects and ship them off to Sing Sing. Lock up cookies, brownies, potato chips and ice cream and throw away the key. Do a second sweep to make sure no one got away. Butter? We don't need no stinkin' butter! Today's Capricorn Reading: Free Sample Numerology One-Year Forecast |
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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) The light bulb above your head will glow even brighter than usual, and even you will be amazed at your astounding brainpower. The Omega-3s from a salmon Benedict breakfast will have your brain revving on all cylinders. That tall glass of orange juice afterward could also have something to do with it. Today's Aquarius Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading |
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Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Today won't be a good day to move. Literally. Lying in bed in a prone position will be preferable to facing the maelstrom of your day. But that's not possible, so eat a cup yogurt with almonds before heading out. The amino acids in both are known to relieve anxiety. Hmmm -- better make it a pint. Today's Pisces Reading: Free Sample Karmic Love Reading |
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