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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

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Delicious: Bacon in spreadable form

You know by now that bacon is the official food of Elastic Waist. So you ought not to be surprised when I tell you that I am considering nominating Baconnaise as the official sandwich spread of our happy family here, because it seems to me to be everything that is good in the world: bacon, made spreadable. I mean, there are no drawbacks here. There is bacon, and there is mayonnaise, two of the greatest inventions of mankind, coming together in holy matrimony. I am heartbroken that Prop 8 passed, but while we fight it and in the meantime, the legal partnership between bacon and mayonnaise cannot be torn asunder. Punch up your bag lunches, and marinade your chicken for dinner, and be so happy we live in this world.

Craving bacon deliciousness without all that saturated fat that is bad for your heart?


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  • Sarah Y's Avatar
    Posted by Sarah Y Thu Nov 6, 2008 7:57pm PST

    I just don't know about spreadable meat?

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  • Caramel Cake's Avatar
    Posted by Caramel Cake Fri Nov 7, 2008 7:42am PST

    It sounds gross but it might be good!

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  • M.'s Avatar
    Posted by M. Fri Nov 7, 2008 8:11am PST

    I think its great. Where can we buy it.

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  • vixenvena's Avatar
    Posted by vixenvena Fri Nov 7, 2008 9:06am PST

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHAHA HAH AHA ....

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  • LuvLeegal's Avatar
    Posted by LuvLeegal Fri Nov 7, 2008 9:09am PST

    meat in a jar.......yummo!

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  • UnhappyMom's Avatar
    Posted by UnhappyMom Fri Nov 7, 2008 4:02pm PST

    I love the bacon, but truly hate mayonnaise...

    Cooking with bacon on my bbq grill (en papillote - wrapped in parchment/foil) "seals" the deal on great bacon-cooked flavor.

    (-Try HALIBUT this way-)

    But bacon, sliced or in bits, goes anywhere, anyway, and for your picnic forays it's packable in a zip-top baggie, instead of a jar that could smash and ruin your day if it broke!

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  • girrl88's Avatar
    Posted by girrl88 Fri Nov 7, 2008 9:06pm PST

    oh geez, that makes me want to vomit

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  • Robert M's Avatar
    Posted by Robert M Sat Nov 8, 2008 6:55pm PST

    GROSS in a yummy sounding way!?!?

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  • Sally M's Avatar
    Posted by Sally M Sat Nov 8, 2008 7:02pm PST

    Spreadable bacon has been around for generations. It's called lard.

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  • 's Avatar
    Posted by Sat Nov 8, 2008 7:03pm PST

    is that real bacon? if it's fake, that's gross. i hate fake bacon.

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