Food
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Delicious: Bacon in spreadable form
partner
You know by now that bacon
is the official food of
Elastic Waist. So you ought not
to be surprised when I tell you that I am considering nominating
Baconnaise
as the official sandwich spread of our happy family here, because
it seems to me to be everything that is good in the world: bacon,
made spreadable. I mean, there are no drawbacks here. There is
bacon, and there is mayonnaise, two of the greatest inventions of
mankind, coming together in holy matrimony. I am heartbroken that
Prop 8 passed, but while we fight it and in the meantime, the legal
partnership between bacon and mayonnaise cannot be torn asunder.
Punch up your bag lunches, and marinade your chicken for dinner,
and be so happy we live in this world.
Craving bacon deliciousness without all that saturated fat that is
bad for your heart?
More from Elastic Waist and SELF:
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Posted by Sarah Y Thu Nov 6, 2008 7:57pm PST
I just don't know about spreadable meat?
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Posted by M. Fri Nov 7, 2008 8:11am PST
I think its great. Where can we buy it.
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Posted by vixenvena Fri Nov 7, 2008 9:06am PST
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHAHA HAH AHA ....
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Posted by UnhappyMom Fri Nov 7, 2008 4:02pm PST
I love the bacon, but truly hate mayonnaise...
Cooking with bacon on my bbq grill (en papillote - wrapped in parchment/foil) "seals" the deal on great bacon-cooked flavor.
(-Try HALIBUT this way-)
But bacon, sliced or in bits, goes anywhere, anyway, and for your picnic forays it's packable in a zip-top baggie, instead of a jar that could smash and ruin your day if it broke!
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Posted by Sally M Sat Nov 8, 2008 7:02pm PST
Spreadable bacon has been around for generations. It's called lard.
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Posted by Sat Nov 8, 2008 7:03pm PST
is that real bacon? if it's fake, that's gross. i hate fake bacon.
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