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Why I hate a good potluck

I am not a fan of potlucks. I find them annoying at best. Why is that? It's because there seems to be about nine different kinds of potlucks and only one of them is good. The rest are lose, lose situations.

The eight kinds of potlucks
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1.
The host is nuts potluck
When it comes to potlucks, the line between comprehensive and crazy can get a little murky. If there are more than five e-mails re: one dinner, then Houston, we have a potluck.

2. The diet-derailing potluck
You wanted light tonight yet somehow managed to graze your way into the Doritos, have a bacon cheeseburger and walk out wearing a Chipwich on your new shirt. It's amazing how forced schmoozing, centered around bad food, can make a person feel fat. Oh well, at least it was good going down (or not).

3. The I'm still hungry but someone ate all my food potluck
You manage to scrounge up three "homemade" chicken nuggets while Geoff ( pronounced Ge-off), a dude you've never met, laps up your lasagna.

4. You look like a jerk (even though you didn't want to go) potluck

You roll in with vanilla wafers and diet soda fresh from 7-Eleven to a room filled with gourmet chefs giving explanations of the seasonality and sustainability of their dish.

5. The hairy potluck
Think about it: Potluck food must travel through many hands and places. There's the kitchen, car ride, handing over to the host and placement into the buffet-style germ fest. There's a darn good chance that a foreign object, like a hair for example, may end up in the casserole. It's kind of par for the potluck.

6. The I don't trust this potluck

You're not quite sure if everything is safe to eat. For example, would you think twice before having a piece of this pie? I mean she looks nice and all, but you never know.























7.The DIY potluck

No one brings a thing yet everyone eats everything at your potluck.
8.
The all chips, no dip potluck
Everyone brings the same thing and you end up with the sushi without soy sauce scenario.

9. The it never happens potluck
Everyone brings an exotic and delicious dish, no one feels short-changed and it's a blast. It's kind of like the Model UN (United Nations). It doesn't really exist.

Trust me, I want to like the potluck, I really do, an inexpensive way to break bread with buddies, but I can't seem to get past the unfortunate experiences that I've had. If you're a fan of the potluck, please share your secrets to braving and possibly even enjoying a potluck.

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  • Sunny's Avatar
    Posted by Sunny Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:54pm PDT

    I never eat anyone's Deviled Eggs.....

    YUK (just my own at home)

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  • anjali's Avatar
    Posted by anjali Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:13pm PDT

    bring more than one item, thats what I do so that I know I'll have options

    also I'm picky about which invitations to accept. I attend parties with people I like and trust to be safe with their food. I tend to only eat what I bring to church socials or ask my friends what they brought and eat their food.

    If I can't avoid it or don't trust the situation I simply beg off not hungry saying I ate a big lunch(which if I have an event that I have issues with I eat heavy right before to avoid being hungry) or I say that I am watching my figure. that usually works.

    Walk around with a small plate with a piece of cheese or carrot sticks

    so that you have food if someone asks say this is my 2nd plate and smile and say everthing is wonderful.

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  • Penny E's Avatar
    Posted by Penny E Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:11am PDT

    It seems like there is always somebody in the office who brags about what they're going to bring to the office potluck. Of course, when they bring it, it's just not that good. I've learned to take very small servings. I can always go back. We always have leftovers.

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  • Superlativity's Avatar
    Posted by Superlativity Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:05am PDT

    Yeah, I'm not really big on office pot lucks, because you never know how clean people's kitchens are, therefore you can never know whether or not you can trust their cooking. Luckily, instead of pot lucks where I work, they usually get catered.

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  • Mandy's Avatar
    Posted by Mandy Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:55am PDT

    I actually like potlucks, it's a great why to try someone elses way of doing things, and you get to show off your goods a little too. Although, I have had some horrible concoctions at potlucks...I stay away from pasta salads, tuna salad, potato salad...any of those things that could have that sweet salad dressing lurking in it LOL.

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  • Habanero♥™'s Avatar
    Posted by Habanero♥™ Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:50am PDT

    Pot luck or restaurant, you don't know where those hands have been, but in most upscale restaurants they do have certain codes to follow. I once, at a buffet, saw a cook sneeze while hand mixing a huge bowl of something. He then wiped his nose on his sleeve and continued to mix the food. I was standing in line to pay to get in for the buffet. I turned and ran. Yuck! So If that goes on in clear view, what is that stranger bringing to the table?

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  • LoreLei-west's Avatar
    Posted by LoreLei-west Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:25pm PDT

    When Buffet Restaurants first open they truly are a place to visit and sample different foods...give them a year or less in business and you enter the land of horror as mentioned by SAS29 My advice, catch them when they are new and look for another one in about 6 months.

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  • lipstickchick's Avatar
    Posted by lipstickchick Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:01pm PDT

    Where I volunteer and also have worked, we have tons of menus. We really try to stick to the cheapest prices which are the lunches and have the orginization pay for them.

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  • marpat's Avatar
    Posted by marpat Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:09pm PDT

    Sample with caution. My favorite to look at and not eat, is the big balls, of iceburg lettuce with fatty chunks of ham.

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  • SeeNo's Avatar
    Posted by SeeNo Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:46pm PDT

    Food contamination chances at potluck are probably less than any restaurant fare given the higher variables of food preparation, multiple employee handling and infrequent inspections.

    I love potlucks for their luxurious high fat content!!

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