But now the investigative journalists, lawyers and all kinds of other regulatory folk have stepped in to see if Airborne's living up to its claims and if the sniffling, sneezing, thinking-they're-gonna-get-cured public deserves some kind of compensation for not getting cured after all. For now, they think you do. That means refunds, whether you still have your receipt or not (which, of course, you don't). Rather large refunds, I think. Rather large refunds with which to invest in Costco-sized boxes of lotion-infused tissues and hoodoo-guru zinc tablets.
Of course, I won't be getting a refund since I've never tried Airborne but I'm happy for all of you who allegedly got duped or didn't and just were trying a different kind of approach and still want your cash back. It's all good. At least as long as no one dares question my Emergen-C.
[via: Salon]
