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Monday, November 30, 2009

Good God Y'all!

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Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, infamous for being the villain on numerous reality shows, has announced that she is going to become a minister.  She will attend United Theological Seminary in Dayton, spending two years pursuing the Doctor of Ministry degree.

“I feel like God is calling me,” said Omarosa. “He’s been calling me for two years and I can’t ignore it.”

That’s funny because I just got off the phone with God and He said to tell you that it wasn’t Him calling you.  He said it was probably just Satan pretending to be Him and that this wasn’t the first time Satan has done that.  He also said that He would rather you just stick with the reality shows. 

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