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Friday, December 4, 2009

Guy Ritchie goes limp on Cookie Diet

Guy Ritchie apparently lost his will to have sex while on a Diet-Of-The-Moment, where you eat 800 calories a day for three weeks, but some of the calories involve cookies. Considering that the object of his flattened affection was fricking Madonna, arguably the biggest sex icon of our generation, that says a lot about the Cookie Diet, don't you think? Listen to her interview with a dj who purports to have lost 100 pounds on the crazy fad. She sounds pretty annoyed by engaging in crazy eating and also, thinks that colonics are weird. I don't know, sticking a tube up your butt seems less crazy than messing with your metabolism by eating only 800 calories a day, but that's just me.

The Cookie Diet, sadly, is not one that means you exist only on Oreos and freshly baked Tollhouse but rather that you must buy a doctor's special (read: expensive) lump of grains and amino-acids that he has named a "cookie". Like Jennifer Hudson and Kelly Clarkson, I gave this diet cookie a try. I wasn't actually planning on following the diet but rather I tend to skip meals when I get too busy to eat (I know, super bad for you), so having something handy in my bag can stave off the hunger overload later in the day. The verdict: remember when you used to make mud pies as a kid, and sometimes you left them out in the sun and they became kind of hard little dirt wafers? That's the mental flash I had when dealing with the aftertaste of the Diet Cookie. I've eaten cookies. I've made cookies. I know a cookie and you, sir, are no cookie.

I guess the thing that distresses me is that there are so many other much smarter ways to eat than to open up your wallet for some guy who claims to have the answer to your weight problems. How many times do we have to be burned by the diet industry before we clue in that there are a bunch of scam artists out there? This cookie diet may be absolutely a healthy way to lose weight, providing you all the nutrients and protein you need to get through your day (although not enough to get through a passion session with freaking Madonna), but why not just eat some great tasting real food that comes out of your own kitchen? The kind of food where you know every single ingredient that went into it?

Kind of makes you think of Soylent Green, doesn't it?

The comments want to know how many prepackaged diet meals, shakes and bars you eat every week.

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  • Lesley's Avatar
    Posted by Lesley Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:48am PDT

    Mud pies! YUM! I've been indulging in Strawberries N' Cream slimfast shakes with veggies and cereal bar for 2-3 lunches during the week. Adding to that healthy meals and LOTS of exercise, I've been able to lose 42lbs. since September. Go me! Slimfast gives you gas though!

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  • Kendra's Avatar
    Posted by Kendra Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:26am PDT

    I am not skinny by any means 5'1 and 135 lbs but I eat healthy for the most part. It's not about "dieting" it's about eating healthy and working off the guilty pleasures like milkshakes at 9pm lol...

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  • Samantha Josephine H's Avatar
    Posted by Samantha Josephine H Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:30am PDT

    I don't have to eat those Diet things. I'd go crazy if my husband started doing that rubbish. I'm a little chubby for my size (I'm 5'1 and 134 lbs) but I won't diet. It has too many health risks. If I was going to diet I'd go on Weight Watchers. Poor Madonna. :-(

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  • taco's Avatar
    Posted by taco Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:36am PDT

    people should just eat healthy and exercise. whatever, it's their life i guess.

    im happy for the big and beutiful girl, by the way, i just hope she doesn't have children and forces them to be proud too. not trying to be mean, just saying, it's hard for a kid growing up heavier than average and just because your mom says ok doesn't mean it won't hurt when all the kids at school pick on you.

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  • __A_YAHOO_USER__'s Avatar
    Posted by __A_YAHOO_USER__ Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:47am PDT

    first!

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  • pixie's Avatar
    Posted by pixie Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:51am PDT

    Being over weight or fat is not or healthy. I understand if you have a "medical" condition that makes you overweight,but otherwise, It shows a lack of respect for yourself,and you will have long lasting health problems,not to mention possiable mental health issues. I shouldn't have to pay more in health insurance or RX costs because you choose to be overweight,and have to go to the doctor all the time.

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  • MissRunner09's Avatar
    Posted by MissRunner09 Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:05am PDT

    OMG i cant believe how much press FAD diets get its ridiculous! Just stop eating everything you SEE and get up off your butt and exercise you will feel much better!!! I would not support ANY fad diet no matter who does it! Maybe GUY should ask his wifey how to stay in shape since her bod is AWESOME!!@!

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  • MissRunner09's Avatar
    Posted by MissRunner09 Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:08am PDT

    OPTIVA

    some people who are "overwieght" or "fat" have been like that since children and jsut learn unhealthy eating habits from parents or just emotional eating so before you lay your 2 cents KNOW THE FACTS!!!

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  • silvercrone's Avatar
    Posted by silvercrone Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:36am PDT

    sounds like "solent green" to me!

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  • Ashley's Avatar
    Posted by Ashley Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:52am PDT

    CURLY SUE -

    Now those "fat" and "overweight" people that have been like that since childhood and learned unhealthy eating habits from their parents are guess what...ADULTS! So they should be held responsible for the CHOICES that they are currently making and seek help if they need it. That's my 2 cents.

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