Elastic Waist has the real reason why you have a hard time staying on a diet
By the way, my late great-grandmother used to tell me that same wisdom in the '70s. She also suggested drinking two giant glasses of cold water before meals. She also felt that skipping dessert was foolish because you'd just find yourself in the kitchen eating it over the sink later, so cut yourself a small piece and eat it off a plate with a fork so that it feels real. Actually, she called small pieces "a snibbering," but if someone had told her that one of her little diet tricks was going to be the subject of an entire book, she would have said "Baaaah!" and shooed her hands as though to clear the air from such ridiculous notions. Clearly, we should have gotten a tape recorder and took notes because apparently she was a gold mine of diet wisdom
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