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Friday, December 4, 2009

The 9-inch diet is 10 lbs. of crap in a 5. lb bag

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Did you know that the world needed even more diet books? Because apparently it does. I'm predicting that you're going to hear a lot about the impending release of a new book called The 9-Inch Diet by Alex Bogusky and Chuck Porter. I know there's not much to go on via that title, because the first thing that came to my mind was that they were suggesting the calorie-burning benefits of having a well-endowed bed partner, but in reality, they are suggesting that you use a 9-inch plate for your meals, thereby reducing your portion sizes. There, now you don't have to buy the book because certainly there can be no more insight between the cover page and the index than "eat less, move more." Clearly, these so-called diet gurus aren't going to import more wisdom than that because they aren't doctors, personal trainers, nutritionists, psychologists or even life coaches. They own a very successful advertising agency. They shill for a living and are experts at figuring out ways to get people to spend money. So much for authority on a subject!

Elastic Waist has the real reason why you have a hard time staying on a diet

By the way, my late great-grandmother used to tell me that same wisdom in the '70s. She also suggested drinking two giant glasses of cold water before meals. She also felt that skipping dessert was foolish because you'd just find yourself in the kitchen eating it over the sink later, so cut yourself a small piece and eat it off a plate with a fork so that it feels real. Actually, she called small pieces "a snibbering," but if someone had told her that one of her little diet tricks was going to be the subject of an entire book, she would have said "Baaaah!" and shooed her hands as though to clear the air from such ridiculous notions. Clearly, we should have gotten a tape recorder and took notes because apparently she was a gold mine of diet wisdom

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  • Allena's Avatar
    Posted by Allena Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:56am PDT

    I'm thinking of writing a Waldorf Salad Diet Book. I make it with fat free vanilla yogurt. It satisfies the sweet tooth, is nutritious and helps with eh-hm, "digestive problems." Add a bowl of real oatmeal for breakfast and you're good to go (and go and go:}).

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  • Jezabel's Avatar
    Posted by Jezabel Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:01am PDT

    There is some support to this idea of plate size in proportion to how much food you consume as people use an empty plate as a visual clue that you are full, thus a smaller plate emptied will result in lesser calories consumed than on a larger plate. Unfortunatly the idea if probably not a good idea for a diet because:

    1. You can have seconds.

    2. The calories in the food varies per meal.

    3. Not practical outside of home.

    I think a wise man summed it up when he (or she, I forget) said, "Americans don't eat. They snack." So its probably not wise to limit meals provided they are healthy but rather to limit or elimiate snacking between meals. Also excersize.

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  • mabcosmic's Avatar
    Posted by mabcosmic Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:07pm PDT

    Jezabel, good post and yet more good reasons why the plate isn't a great idea. Although it seems logical to use smaller plates and therefore have smaller portions; people who have a problem overeating may not have a logical relationship with food, but an emotional one. These authors want to cure overeating without all the research and hard work it would take to cure, say, anorexia. They still buy into the idea that overeating is a character flaw, rather than an emotional or physiological issue that needs to be compassionately addressed. If it were that easy for some folks to simply eat less, they would already be doing it. There's other issues going on at work, and these diet industry people are a parasite on America - they are sucking forty billion dollars a year out of the American pocket that could be used for more research and medical answers.

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  • Augie's Avatar
    Posted by Augie Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:28am PST

    LOLROF! What an awesome group of comments.... but I myself prefer the 9 inch conclusion that mabcosmic uses!!! Something different for these bleak winter days that make me want to stay in bed anyway!!! heheheeee!

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  • Dragonfly Hope's Avatar
    Posted by Dragonfly Hope Tue Apr 7, 2009 7:47pm PDT

    I have actually read this book. I didn't buy it, but I did read it. And I WOULD buy this book if it wasn't $15.

    You shouldn't talk crap about a book until you read it. I hate it when people assume things. And you know what they say about people who assume...

    This book does deal with the emotional and psychological attachment Americans have with food. And it also explains how our plate sizes (and all our other sizes) got bigger in the past 4 decades.

    It's worth reading.

    And the authors even admit on the first page that it is NOT a diet. It's just a new way of looking and thinking about food, and its connection to American culture.

    I would recommend reading this book.

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