Unemployment Universe, In a Job Posting, Far, Far, Away....

My search continues through the unexplored regions of space, lost somewhere in the Unemployment Universe. I have sent out many exploratory resume drones but to no avail, I have not located the elusive planet of Job and many of the resume drones have not returned any reply. But there is hope yet! My sensors indicate there are job postings being picked up by long range sensors, many light years off but worth the chance. I must calibrate my resume drones before sending them out on there far reaching mission in order to have even a small chance of hitting the target or like so many other drones they will be lost for ever. I hope this message is reaching someone as this may be the last known record of my journey. Wait, I see something on my monitor, long range sensors have picked up another job posting, I must prepare a drone for launch. Captain out.