- The voting is still stupid. Entirely stupid. Either it should be performance based or social strategy-based. This weird hybrid of Survivor and some kind of weight-loss American Idol is bizarre.
- The humiliation factor seems to exist as a psychological purpose to keep the viewer watching. After all, we're expected to be content enough to sit on the couch for two hours and watch people who are more motivated than we are work out for marathon sessions that would be appropriate only for professional athletes or Olympians. We know that the odds are pretty good that the average viewer has some poundage to lose, but the show can't afford to alienate or make the viewer feel bad about themselves. Instead they create these vaguely embarrassing and humiliating moments for the contestants. The calorie intake montage, the weigh-in uniform, the long camera pans showing their sweating fat rolls jiggling or showing them on enormous industrial-size seesaws. It's all there to make us feel better about our own weight situation.
- The commercials started out annoying and then got even more annoying. If anything, the product placement really undermines the authority of the trainers. If a corporation selling 100 percent pure unadulterated lard sponsored the show, you get the feeling that Bob would be telling you how a little bit o' lard was an important part of everyone's day.
- The unrealistic weight-loss numbers are just that: extremely unrealistic. The show never even gives one moment of airtime to explain to perhaps the less jaded viewer that the amount of weight loss experienced by the contestants happens under extreme circumstances and that the healthy rate recommended for permanent weight loss is 1-2 pounds a week.
- There are a few nuggets of real information, in drips and drabs, throughout the season. We found out how many calories the contestants were eating, how fast they were moving on the treadmill, etc., but placing some charts and guidance on the website would be the responsible thing to do if the producers were even a little interested in helping the nation lose weight sensibly.
- The sign off, "I'm sorry, you are not the Biggest Loser," is still incredibly stupid.
The truth is, I don't know if it's realistic to impress upon the populace that you can drop 124 pounds in 4 months, and there is some question as to whether or not that rate of weight loss is even healthy. How about some actionable goals that are more spiritual than material? You just can't deny the emotional benefits of being able to climb a rock wall that you couldn't climb before. And what's a more fulfilling goal: the ability to wear an Armani suit or the fact that you can get stronger, healthier, faster and more bendy? I know what I would pick.
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