Yahoo ESP?

I know that Yahoo must read me from something or another otherwise every advertisement that comes up wouldn't be about something that is already in my head.  Getting older, a stomach roll, eating issues..  You name it, yahoo KNOWS who I am. 

It isn't that it bothers me or even that I am afraid that they are selling out my interests to others on the web.  It bothers me that I sit down to read my email and I get caught at the computer for an extra hour going through the ads that they put on my home account page.   I cannot wait until they figure out that I love fashion and Macy's and then I will end up being a shopaholic online.  If it isn't right in front of my face I am normally too busy to type in the URL or find it in google and then shop but if there is a sweet outfit right on my home page I don't even want to THINK what that would be like..

or a cheesecake ad..
or wine. 

Just saying.