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Sunday, December 6, 2009

5 Worst Father's Day gifts

Why is it that we'll send Mom a bouquet of beautiful flowers for Mother's Day, but give Dad the dumbest stuff possible on his special day? Unless you've got a hate on for your pop, stay away from these cringe-worthy gifts.

1. Anything Homemade

Moms are wired to think anything you create is precious. Dads are not. At the end of the day, they're still dudes, which means that arts and crafts make their eyes glaze over. This also includes lame IOU coupons.

What to get him instead: There's one exception to this rule: If what you're making is edible (ie. cookies, brownies).

 

2. That Stupid Plaque With the Singing Fish or Some Other Novelty Gift

Your dad may have a goofy sense of humor, but no one thinks these things are that funny. So stay away from trash like dancing hamsters, "#1 Dad"-clad baseball caps, and cheesy neckties.

What to get him instead: "The Godfather Collection: The Coppola Restoration" DVD box set, $39.99

 

3. Anything that Says "Get to Work" or "Get in Shape"

This includes but is not limited to: lawnmowers, a car vaccum, 50-gallon trash cans, ab rollers, the multi-core-flex excel body gym machine, etc. Ugh.

What to get him instead: Ticketmaster gift card, and offer to go with him $25 - $250

 

4. Golf Gear or Fishing Accessories

We're willing to bet that if you get him more tees/balls/bait/knick-knacks/whatever, it's just going to go in a box with all the other stuff you've given him for previous Father's Days. The fact is, if he wants that kind of stuff, he'll get it himself.

What to get him instead: Victorinox Swiss Army wissFlash 4 GB, $54.95

 

5. Stinky Cologne

There is no way Daddy Dearest smells worse than what's inside some of those dusty bottles in the back of the drugstore. So leave his man-scent alone, unless it's a fragrance you know he absolutely adores.

What to get him instead: The Art of Shaving Starter Kit, $25

 

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  • K8L's Avatar
    Posted by K8L Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:02am PDT

    this article is catered to people with dad's that are douches. real dads love sentimental stuff, anything that is thoughtful.

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  • Andygirl's Avatar
    Posted by Andygirl Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:13am PDT

    Kaitlyn, too funny (and right) !

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  • Margaret's Avatar
    Posted by Margaret Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:32am PDT

    My dad loved the arts and crafts gifts i gave him. It really is the thought that counts.

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  • Adrienne's Avatar
    Posted by Adrienne Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:34am PDT

    Every picture that my brothers and I ever drew my dad still has in his nightstand, even those silly christmas ornaments that you make in elementary school, he still has all of those, he dosent put them up anymore because they are starting to fall apart (lol) but he couldn't throw them away : ) My dad wouldn't care if I didnt even buy him a present (I always do), but he seems to be even more touched when I call him and wish a happy fathers day and tell him I love him, if you are a real father the smallest things are everything.

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  • M's Avatar
    Posted by M Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:30pm PDT

    The Art of Shaving Starter Kit? Seriously? I can't think of anything that would collect dust in the far regions of the bathroom closet faster than this! lol. Father's Day isn't a one-present-fits-all kind of thing. I agree with the other posters, that most Dad's love homemade gifts from their children. The only suggested gift here that my father wouldn't find totally bizarre, would be the Swiss Army thing, but he'd have NO IDEA what do with the Flash 4 GB. Funny!

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  • kim's Avatar
    Posted by kim Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:42pm PDT

    Homemade gifts are the best!!!

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  • Shannon T's Avatar
    Posted by Shannon T Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:21pm PDT

    I dont agree with this article. My dad loved the stuff we made him for father's day when we were younger. Now it's harder to get him anything because I am older but this year I am getting him some grandpa gifts lol since he will be one for the first time in august. He likes dorky cards and stuff I usually get him a giftcard. I would love to be more personal but it's hard to shop for him.

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  • evey's Avatar
    Posted by evey Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:48pm PDT

    my dad is 73 years old and we got him all the costly gifts. those are the ones in the closet. the cute cards,handmade picture frames,and drawing by his greatgrand son are the ones he likes the most. any man can be a father but not all men are real dads. i'm blessed that i'm is:)

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  • Proud_Mom_of_2's Avatar
    Posted by Proud_Mom_of_2 Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:40pm PDT

    Okay Ladies, I agree, this article stinks but we all know that Dad's love the homemade gifts and cookies from the kids but I think this article is geared toward the adults and not the 5 year olds that are making card, collages and such.

    Father's Day is the most overlooked holiday and I think it's unfortunate. So rather than getting him a tie, socks or golf tees, put a little more thought into it. I think that's the point that was trying to get across.

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  • Joseph L's Avatar
    Posted by Joseph L Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:37am PDT

    I would have to disagree with number one. There is nothing I like more then getting a homemade gift from my children. It also had some sterotype reason why men don't like these kind of gifts....Homemade gifts are the most thoughtful and take time to make. So much better then getting something they bought thinking it might be something I like. I am going to like anything homemade no matter how flawed some might think it is.

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