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Saturday, November 7, 2009

7 Things Hiring Managers Don't Like About You

You might have said some pretty terrible things about particular hiring managers in the past, but in many cases, those in charge of HR duties are frustrated by the annoying antics of applicants in the dark. You might be qualified for the job, but your chances for getting it will be better if you avoid doing these 10 things hiring managers hate about you.

  • Exaggeration: There are plenty of ways applicants make themselves seem more perfect than they actually are. But total, obvious exaggeration, like saying you read through one book every day, is telling the hiring manager she's too naive to pick out a lie.
  • Assuming You Have the Job: Certain questions give the impression that you think you already have the job, like asking where your desk would be located and how every minute of every day will be spent. 
  • Feeling Too Comfortable: Even if the hiring manager appears to be around your age, do not treat her like she's your pal. Friendly small talk is encouraged to break the ice and show some personality, but don't compliment her complexion and ask for skincare tips.  
  • Making Sloppy Mistakes: You wouldn't believe how often applicants make sloppy and obvious mistakes, like putting the incorrect company name on the cover letter and getting the title wrong for the job you're after. Errors like these are turnoffs for hiring managers.  
  • Sharing Too Much: If you need pick up your kids up every Wednesday at 5:30 on the dot, don't mention it in the first interview. If you're the right candidate, you can work out schedule nuances later. Don't jump the gun and share too much about your personal life.  
  • Not Managing Your Online Profile: How many times do they have to say it? Hiring managers will look up all of your online profiles, and yes, they will look through your pictures. Don't be a disappointment and waste their time; clean up your online presence.  
  • Thesaurus Overload: You can create a resume that sounds intelligent without using words bigger than you. Use the thesaurus for keyword inspiration and variations, but leave out the words that sound like you're trying too hard.  

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  • Bookgrrrl's Avatar
    Posted by Bookgrrrl Wed Jul 1, 2009 11:34am PDT

    I don’t see what’s wrong with asking where you’d be sitting.

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  • TerryM's Avatar
    Posted by TerryM Wed Jul 1, 2009 12:46pm PDT

    I always ask if they discourage inter-office dating.

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  • Annie's Avatar
    Posted by Annie Wed Jul 1, 2009 1:39pm PDT

    I don't agree with the online presence one. A hiring manager isn't going to be able to view my pictures unless I friend them. So no, I don't think they will look up your online profiles. And even if they do, they can't find anything without permission.

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  • Doktor Eevol's Avatar
    Posted by Doktor Eevol Wed Jul 1, 2009 2:05pm PDT

    The last one - thesaurus overload - is a pet peeve of mine. I'm so sick of people trying to sound smart when they can't think for themselves at all.

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  • The General Secretary's Avatar
    Posted by The General Secretary Wed Jul 1, 2009 2:46pm PDT

    Here's one thing I don't like about hiring managers: Their stubborn inaccessibility and insistence on keeping applicants in the dark about what's desired from them at any stage in the application process.

    I swear, sometimes it seems like going through HR (instead of knowing a friend of the boss's brother) is the surest way to get disqualified from an open position.

    What I wouldn't give for the feeling that an employer was looking for reasons to hire me rather than reasons not to.

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  • V.H's Avatar
    Posted by V.H Wed Jul 1, 2009 2:58pm PDT

    Hiring managers have set up a fife-dom. They know they have you on the ropes (esp in this economy), they can be picky but with that pickiness comes arrogance and indifference. For pete's sake Hiring Manager, call me if I didn't make it (email in this instance is for the weak willed), return my call/email/letter if I am "following up" (your assistant is fine or a form letter), and for heaven's sake LEARN TO PRONOUNCE MY NAME! You would expect all these things from me as a candidate, so I expect them from you.

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  • opiniononly's Avatar
    Posted by opiniononly Wed Jul 1, 2009 4:21pm PDT

    My peeve...the total lack of courtesy in not keeping candidates - or even applicants- in the loop of the interview and/or hiring process. Yes, I know you get hundreds of apps for one job. Set up an email blast and acknowledge receipt of the darn application. Send letters that are accurate...I once got a thank you for interviewing letter and was never called for an interview. When I followed up, thinking there was a serious communication lapse, I was told their software system didn't allow them to modify the rejection letter so every got the same letter! What????

    One thing from the article I agree with, as a long time divisional hiring manager, if you send me documentation with typos and errors, you will immediately go into a pile that I call "convince me". I'll look at some of them again, but if there are multiple errors, you've lost your window of opportunity with me. While I understand that mistakes happen (and I once typed my phone number incorrectly on a resume - and still got the job), errors leave an immediate poor impression. That all being said, I also love to read/review the cover letters that fall outside the normal 'do this/don't do that' tips - inject some personality into your docs. I don't hire paper, I hire people...but I prefer to hire people with good proofreading skills on important documents!

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  • Michelle's Avatar
    Posted by Michelle Wed Jul 1, 2009 7:15pm PDT

    I always search applicants names in Myspace/Facebook/Twitter or other networking sites. You'd be surprised the default pics I see, even for people who have their profiles private. Another pet peeve when reviewing resumes: a ridiculous, juvenile or just plain inappropriate e mail address. I don't care if you've had your addy since 1995, but sweetbaby19@yahoo.com isn't getting an interview with me.

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  • saw's Avatar
    Posted by saw Wed Jul 1, 2009 9:54pm PDT

    Thanks for the tips

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  • PavanJ's Avatar
    Posted by PavanJ Thu Jul 2, 2009 3:09am PDT

    i have a sex job

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