Best ways to quit a job that totally sucks?

I know we should be thankful in this crappy economy to have a job....but what if your jobs sucks and you really despise your boss....what would be the best way to tell your boss?  Even if quitting is not a reality, its fun to fantasize right?  So please contribute a story whether real or imagined, this exercise might help you get through a dreary work week!
So far the best I have come up with is inspired by a Dilbert cartoon, here goes!
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Scene 1 (and only scene): curtain opens revealing an employer sitting down with his subordinate.
Subordinate: "I am glad you could take a few minutes out of your pretend busy schedule you pig of a boss.  Anyway, there is something I want to tell you....I have been struggling on the best way to do it, but I think the best way is through the use of my favorite knock knock joke I once read in a Dilbert cartoon."
At the point subordinate is trying to hold in laughter and maintain serious look.

Boss, "Please proceed." It is clear to audience that Boss is clearly one of the uptight idiots that has no idea on how to be a real person.

Subordinate, "Knock knock."

Boss, "Who's there."

At this point Subordinate is using all the willpower he has to keep his barely under the radar smirk from becoming an all out laughfest.  Even though to the casual observer Subordinate is keeping his cool, the audience can see a faint trail of wetness running down Subordinate's pants.  The wetness is the result of pee that has started dripping down the subordinate's leg (which is resulting from all the 'internal laughing' as Subordinate is on the verge of delivering punch line).

Subordinate, "Not me anymore!"

Subordinate gets up and proceeds to b&#ch slap boss.  Subordinate leaves office.  This has been the best day of his life!

Curtain closes.  Roll credits.