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Monday, December 14, 2009

The Next Michael Jackson Lottery

Hmmm, will they raffle off his glove?  His sequenced platform boots? His trophy pile of little boys' undies?

No, the next thing on the block is his brain!

He's being buried without his brain! 

Think about it.  He can't.

I wonder what they did to fill the cavity?  Cottage cheese?  His spare sequenced gloves?  Blanket's blanket?


It must have taken quite some time to find the underdeveloped organ. 

No worries, though, once its pickled, hardened and run through the Slap Chop, that deviant father of his (Jack-off Joe) will have Jocko's brain chunks on e-Bay in a heart beat (not MJ's).  A Certificate of Authenticity costs only $100 more.

Who would not want a chance to buy such a profound piece of history? 

What true Michael Jackson fan does not want to have on their mantel, a relic of the King, the Greatest Entertainer That Ever Lived?

I'll bet you a dime that whatever Joe Jackson doesn't sell, he'll eat or feed to "his" grandchildren.".

What a Thriller!

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  • Super Abuelita's Avatar
    Posted by Super Abuelita Tue Jul 7, 2009 6:44pm PDT

    No need to bring in the grandkids!

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  • Mhu Cao's Avatar
    Posted by Mhu Cao Tue Jul 7, 2009 7:00pm PDT

    Don't scold me, troll. It's an accurate, if sarcastic, representation of how sadistic Michael Jackson's father is. Deal with it.

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  • GirlyGirl©'s Avatar
    Posted by GirlyGirl© Tue Jul 7, 2009 8:07pm PDT

    Dude, never, EVER call SuperA a troll. If you want to down MJ or his dad at this particular time, say it to yourself. His family is in mourning. Leave well enough alone.

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  • V-for-V-a-l-i-a-n-T™'s Avatar
    Posted by V-for-V-a-l-i-a-n-T™ Tue Jul 7, 2009 8:58pm PDT

    No, I think they said that Mike's brain will be taken to UCLA medical for further examination.

    Mhu, I was wondering with human beings being so honest and never doing anything for personal gain or never having any ulterior motive behind anything, do you think that it's in the realm of possibility that MJ's accuser's may have done so to make a quick buck?

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  • Mhu Cao's Avatar
    Posted by Mhu Cao Tue Jul 7, 2009 8:59pm PDT

    GG, screw you. YOU are a troll. You lack the right to damn me because you do what I do and claim to be better. As the Brits say, "Pi*s off, minger." Perhaps you deserve a post all to yourself.

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  • Mhu Cao's Avatar
    Posted by Mhu Cao Tue Jul 7, 2009 9:07pm PDT

    Valiant, it is within the realm of possibility. It amazed me that MJ couldn't keep himself out of compromising situations. Then again, MJ's accusers weren't all out to make a buck. Some were truly concerned about the appearances of potential harm to children. I'm glad he had children, so that he could show the affection that he had in a way that didn't get his butt in trouble. Answer this - why the hell did he dork around with those ^&%* drugs, when he knew that some effects were likely to leave his children virtual orphans?

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  • V-for-V-a-l-i-a-n-T™'s Avatar
    Posted by V-for-V-a-l-i-a-n-T™ Tue Jul 7, 2009 9:22pm PDT

    Maybe he was in pain and sometimes people get addicted to drugs, pro wrestlers get hooked on them all the time.

    He said he slept with children big deal, our society looks at that as a little strange because women are supposed to be in the nurturing caring role, and men are painted as sexually depraved savages who can't control their hormones, there was a blog even here on shine about "would you hire a male nanny?"

    and alot of bloggers in their reverse sexist ideals said "no" because they don't trust men around the little ones, all men are not pedophiles and some are very doting fathers, so if a male nanny checks out, why not?

    and why can't Mike sleep with kids?

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  • Mhu Cao's Avatar
    Posted by Mhu Cao Tue Jul 7, 2009 9:46pm PDT

    you condone pedophilia, you excuse pedophilia, you support pedophilia. Hypocritical racist pervert.

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  • V-for-V-a-l-i-a-n-T™'s Avatar
    Posted by V-for-V-a-l-i-a-n-T™ Tue Jul 7, 2009 10:13pm PDT

    No, you are twisting my words!

    So, do fathers across the country that sleep with their kids pedophiles too?!

    And you know as well as I, that he was found not guilty of the charges!

    and at the funeral, did his daughter say that "daddy molested me?" NO!

    Mike was a loving father that was blamed for a sick act cause he loved kids because he, himself never had a childhood!!!

    Once again, you know nothing!!!

    As you know that all criminals (pedophiles included) that they start YOUNG! Michael would NOT wait until he became an adult to start f*cking molesting kids mhu!!!!!

    what about his nephews and neices? Pedophiles do not CARE about who they molest, family included!!!

    Michael has NO PRIOR HISTORY of molesting kids, but all of a sudden he wants to molest these 2 little white kids?!!

    GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE!!!!

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  • V-for-V-a-l-i-a-n-T™'s Avatar
    Posted by V-for-V-a-l-i-a-n-T™ Tue Jul 7, 2009 10:14pm PDT

    "Hypocritical racist pervert"

    Stop downing yourself mhu, it will be ok!!!

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