Beginning December 1st (and sometimes sooner), holiday music good
and bad begins playing non-stop on every radio station we turn our
dials to. While some songs get us into the holiday spirit, others
leave us feeling tacky and as grumpy as the Grinch.
As seen on
Marieclaire.com, if you're stuck in the car or at a party
and one of the following 10 songs comes on, turn the knob. Trust us
-- you'll thank us for warning you after hearing any of these
cheer-killing songs.
The 10 Christmas songs we wish we'd never hear
again:
1.Dominick the Donkey, Lou Monte
If we wanted to hear that much braying, we’d sit next to our
asthmatic uncle Fred.
2.Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer,
Elmo & Patsy
Because Nana’s drinking is no laughing matter.
3. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be
Late), The Chipmunks & David Seville
Regrettably, the
Xanax is in our other purse.
4.Jingle Bells, The Singing Dogs
Hmmm, barking dogs. See also: reasons to move.
5. Feliz Navidad, Jose Feliciano
The only Spanish we retained from
high school.
6. I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,
Tommie Connor
Fanning the fears of
infidelity and broken marriages since 1952.
7.Mamacita, Donde Esta Santa Claus?,
Augie Rios
Sparking the Santa-ain’t-real conversation in homes all across the
country.
8.Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
Someone’s gonna yell “like a light bulb!” and think they’re being
cute. But they won’t be.
9.Christmas in Hollis, Run-DMC
Santa doesn’t get jacked in the ’hood. How festive.
10.The Christmas Shoes, NewSong
Why would you do this to yourself? Seriously, people take
medication to avoid this feeling.
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