6 ways celebs can extend their fame into the New Year
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landing magazine covers and the next minute you can't get
anyone to pick up your reality show. The lifespan of celebrity is a
fickle one, but the right career moves or publicity stunts can
extend even the flimsiest of careers of talentless stars. Below,
six ways to prolong fame: <strong><br><br>1. Get
married, even if it’s not real</strong><br>Heidi
Montag and Spencer Pratt may be the most annoying people on earth,
but us talking about how much we hate them means we are all STILL
talking about them! Their impromptu wedding in Mexico wasn’t
even legal here in the States, but the couple still landed the
cover of US Weekly. Sadly, we have to give them credit for their
little stunt. These two schemers regularly stage paparazzi photo
shoots and know exactly what they’re doing.
<br><br><strong>2. Wear an engagement
ring</strong><br>Want the publicity even if
there’s no wedding in your future? Get yourself a piece of
jewelry (real or fake—it doesn’t matter), make sure you
wear on the red carpet or when being followed by paparazzi, and
you’re guaranteed to be in tomorrow’s news. Over the
holidays Rihanna was spotted with a huge diamond on her left ring
finger, promoting rumors on every gossip blog about her possible
engagement to singer Chris Brown. In truth: she’s
only 20 and they won’t even admit their relationship, but
speculation is always fair game and appreciated.
<br><br><strong>3. Have a baby
</strong><br>How many times can we read about a star
before she has a kid? People apparently never tire of following the
“bump watch” or reading about how someone “still
hasn’t popped” or what their strange food cravings are.
Name your celeb baby something crazy (Bronx Mowgli, anyone?) or
sell baby photos to a tabloid for major bonus coverage. Everyone
from Brangelina, to Clay Aiken has cashed in.
<br><br><strong>4. Endorse products
</strong><br> These days pretty much every celebrity
has a fragrance or clothing line. But maybe you’re on the
D-list or not looking to attach your name to a product for all
eternity. Have your publicist call the brand of your favorite soft
drink/sneaker/acne product and BOOM! You’re in the money, on
commercials or infomercials, have a lifetime supply of Proactiv and
now actually are pimple free. Laugh all the way to the
bank.<br><br><strong>5. Die
young</strong><br> Not to be morbid, but it’s no
secret that stars often become more famous after their untimely
demise. Heath Ledger had landed attention grabbing, and even Oscar
nominated roles before, but not until his overdose in 2007 was his
epic performance as the Joker dubbed epic and life changing. There
was award buzz before the film was even screened and he’s
making headlines a year after his death. Plus you’ll be
ranked amongst good company: Elvis, Kurt Cobain, Jimi
Hendrix, Janis Joplin, River Phoenix, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean to
name a few.<br><strong><br> 6. Make a sex tape
that will inevitably get leaked</strong><br> When Paris
Hilton’s sex tape leaked she was shocked and disgusted that
Rick Soloman was trying to ruin her reputation. Soon after though,
she sold the rights of the footage to a website, claiming people
were going to see it anyways, and ended up profiting from the
video. But the heiress was merely taking a cue from sex tape
hall-of-famers Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. Gene Simmons,
Dustin Diamond, Verne Troyer and Kim Kardashian have all been, um,
exposed, and despite not making money off the films, they did get
their name back in the gossip columns and TV shows, which could
have been a difficult feat any other way.<br>
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