An Ode to the Toilet Seat
What I want to say today alas, causes worry and fear
As I venture into danger, yes a minefield is near
I know just the mention, causes hackles to rise
It's men's greatest faux pas, by what I surmise
The women all know, and I can hear them say yup
Nothing makes them madder, than leaving that seat up
Most husbands will tell you, they know all the rules
But when they forget, you treat them like fools
Let me just say this, maybe in our defense
If we forgot to put the seat up, things sure would be tense
First just let me say, that I will never forget
That yes I have been schooled, in toilet etiquette
What I want to say, is not about manners
It is about hygiene and should be, on
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As we men stand there peeing, we think we are cool
We splash out so much, we could make big pool
You can see where we miss, and you know where it goes
You can see it on the rim, yes I know that it shows
But when we put the seat down, it's hidden from sight
So ladies when you sit, on that seat it's just inches
From that vile yellow stuff, yes I can see your flinches
Think long and think hard, and maybe start tonight
Then leave the seat up, and put an end to this blight
