Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Brangelina look out! Roseanne Barr hates you

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Matthew Simmons/Getty Images

We’re not sure 90s comedienne Roseanne Barr is even on the radar of power couple, Brad and Angelina, but she wants the world to know she thinks they suck via a blog post titled “Jon Voight” on her website.

"Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more," says Roseanne. Not taking sides here, but we’d like to point out that no other celeb couple has donate some $15 million+ from the sale baby pictures to charity. Just saying.

"Miss Jolie says she likes [John] McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh?" continues Roseanne. "Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?"

She then makes the claim that Jolie's "Thai and Vietnamese sons" are also "victims of America's right-wing military incursions too and that "it might be good for your Asian and African children's self-esteem to know you support" Barack Obama, a man of color, "for the leader of the free world." Well, we know where Roseanne stands on politics! Signing off with a bang, Roseanne adds, “Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death." Yikes!

Do you think Roseanne is crazy for attacking the couple, or do you think there is some truth behind her words? [Roseanne World]
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  • __A_YAHOO_USER__'s Avatar
    Posted by __A_YAHOO_USER__ Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:33pm PDT

    GOTTA LUV THAT ROSEANNE 4 BEING HONEST!

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  • Kelly's Avatar
    Posted by Kelly Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:33pm PDT

    Rosanne is a fat, washed up, has been celebrity. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are great people and I am sure she is just jealous that they are famous and she is'nt. She is clearly doing this for publicity because she needs money. Rosanne weighs around 500 pounds and is jealous she isn't as good looking as Angelina. She just secretly want's to be Angelina because she is a nobody in hollywood, she is a z-lister!!!!

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  • PISSED OFF's Avatar
    Posted by PISSED OFF Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:36pm PDT

    who gives a s--- about celebs? i dont yes they are people, but the only reason they get so much attention is because there rich. do you honestly think people would care what these people say or do if they aren't rich or in the spotlight. example would anybody jump on the band wagon of the ignorant looking sunglass club if the celebs and singer's weren't wearing them. no they wouldn't be caught dead with something that looks so stupid. hell all paris hilton can say is THATS HOT!. wow......

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  • Lynda's Avatar
    Posted by Lynda Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:06pm PDT

    I believe some of what Roseanne Barr is trying to convey, however, the way she's stating it makes her come off as being too full of herself and very arrogant. I do not believe, and will never believe, that Brangelina have the heart of humanitarians, especially after the way they treated Jennifer Aniston while they were on the movie set of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith". Angelina had just gotten off a relationship with Billy Bob Thorton-where they displayed lack of control and made public spectacles of themselves, were vulgar in their blood drinking and partying ways, and were flip about their (over) sex(ed) lives with one another. They showed no signs of being repectful whil being in public or to anyone around them. When she kissed her bother, it was poof enough to me of the casual way she was about sex and taboos (GROSS AND YUCK!)-then she wants us to buy her whole "I'm saving the world one third world country at a time" bit. Her and Brad are very bad examples for our country and I feel they are the worst type of people to be adopting. (Which I believe started off as her trying to get us to believe she was making a 360 degree turn-a-round.) Say it with me...uhm, bull s---?

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  • Elena's Avatar
    Posted by Elena Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:16pm PDT

    I think Roseanne is a fat jealous nobody and anyone with any integrity

    would even listen to her. Her show was the worse example for our children in America and should never have been allowed on TV.

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  • PORKCHOP's Avatar
    Posted by PORKCHOP Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:31pm PDT

    Hell yes she's saying what ALOT of people think of those 2!!!

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  • Lynda's Avatar
    Posted by Lynda Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:50pm PDT

    Oh yeah, and another thing...I'm doing my part by boycotting any and all movies made with any of those two-starting with the "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" movie. They get my two thumbs down.

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  • whatever's Avatar
    Posted by whatever Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:09pm PDT

    Hmmm...not a fan of Roseanne Barr, but DAMN! she brings up some good points. "Brangelina" are all about themselves, don't let their piddly contributions fool you. It's like me dropping $20 in the Salvation Army bucket at Christmastime. Dollar for dollar, I bet I've given more to charity than they have, considering my income is nowhere near a fraction of the amount theirs is and I raise three kids on it. Yet every year, my husband and I give to numerous charities and make donations to a few places locally. I'm not impressed by them at all.

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  • Teena's Avatar
    Posted by Teena Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:53pm PDT

    It's interesting how desperate Roseanne Barr can get -- at the expense of other people who will never need her permission to do what they want to do, and for what? To get her rep up? Why don't you try selling your picture to a magazine and see if you can get enough to feed your ego. Hey, the world is not just the US!

    The movie industry is magnified by how it is represented in pop culture. Moviegoers are not THAT stupid to think that what's happening on screen is also what's happening on real life! This industry is alive only for entertainment purposes. There is so much more going on around the world than TV or movies. Maybe some people will rather put their foot where their mouth is and actually DO something to change lives.... SAVE LIVES even.

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  • Blaine's Avatar
    Posted by Blaine Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:37am PDT

    roseanne's fab, she's always running her big mouth! there is truth in what she says.

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