Chuck Dumb: Prince Charles Invites Dita Von Teese To Do Her Thing At His Son's Birthday Party

We were amused to hear that gaffe-prone Prince Charles inadvertently invited burlesque striptease artist Dita Von Teese to do her thing at his son's 24th birthday bash. Apparently Charles was introduced to Dita at a polo tournament at the rather regal Guards Club in Windsor. When the heir to the English throne asked her what she did, she tactfully replied that she was a dancer, at which point Charles eagerly extended an invitation to the somewhat bemused Dita to entertain his youngest son Prince Harry at the swanky party he was planning in September. An insider told English "newspaper" the Daily Star that an embarrassed Charles "gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living." We're sure that Harry and his pals will now be eagerly awaiting the big day however.