First off there's this little piece of propaganda by Dana Barron, OH Yeah that's a great idea Samantha is out there and what does Barron do?! SHE PUTS THIS UP!!! Good thinking Dana, you're a real Einstein. LoL
Dana Barron
In case you don't know who that is in the picture it's this gal Dana Barron. You probably still don't know who that is unless you like B straight to video poorly acted horror movies, or are some sort of Vacation freak.
Then out of nowhere Wordpress gives my BFF Samantha Anders her blog back. We of course were filled with joy thinking that Jeff Fiorentino guitar hero to the morons would go balistic because he was the one who got all the Dana Barron and himself bar sagas taken down in the first place. NOPE!!! Upon Samantha's return the guitarist who I now actually respect on some level said when asked on his Facebook page for Samantha and "yours truely" to have fun. Fiorentino actually said as long as we don't deface his photos or mess with his logo he doesn't care what we do. Well alright guitar man, finally he gets a sense of humor about the bar sagas. Of course you realize Samantha is going to run with this and so am I.
For those who don't know who Jeff Fiorentino is and there are probably many of you unless you're some kind of Van Halen guitar freak this is Guitarist Jeff Fiorentino in a photo I took from Wikipedia Commons just so all of these idiots can get a photo op.
Obviously Fiorentino hits with an Iron fist and has shown he can get us in some trouble. Dana Barron on the other hand when faced with weird press puts up weird photos online of herself in bunny or kangaroo suits. I haven't seen Dana in years but in my opinion she's got a screw loose somewhere. On what planet does a photo of yourself in a bunny suit holding a baby stop the gossip about your new baby and the well lets face it rather baby bump looking belly photo from the Maxim thing. Someone commented on igossip that they thought the halter was a bad idea for her. Yup you might want to cut down on the cheese and heavy cream when you know the cameras are coming. LoL.
I don't know the whole world is going crazy. Samantha and I are about to have a field day and we have Fiorentino's permission to do it. It's almost not fun. I bet that's his plan though. He probably figures if we think its no fun anymore we won't send him to bars with Dana Barron and Chimps. Truth be told the guitar fool is probably right.
I don't know what Samantha has planned for her favorite "peeps" Jeff Fiorentino and Dana Barron but I'll tell you one thing. If I see Jeff Fiorentino in a bunny suit holding Dana Barron I WILL LAUGH SO HARD I will make her stop for good. LoL
Think about it Jeff!! I'll tag this with your name so you'll read it. Hey if nothing else Jeff you could pay Dana and she'll do it. You can probably get her for 20 or 30 dollars. Plus the cost of the bunny suit.
Oh what a funny weekend it has been. Hold on tight Samantha is back!! Maybe we'll get to see what other suits Dana Barron has. Maybe she'll try to stop Samantha by dressing up in a Turkey suit for Thanksgiving. LoL LMAO!!!!
-IMDB Girl signing off
Have a round on me
