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It wasn’t long ago that his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez rejected her nickname, J.Lo, saying it was just a one-off for her album with said title. Just because you have more money in your couch cushions than we have in our bank account, doesn’t mean you can make us jump through hoops like a dolphin. We’ll call you whatever we want to, hear that Sean Puff John? [Perez]