George Clooney is single again! Time to pick up cocktail waitressing

After a year of courtship, George Clooney has given girlfriend Sarah Larson the boot. While Clooney’s rep, Stan Rosenfield, says, "We do not comment on George's personal life," we would be happy to make an educated guess. The Vegas cocktail waitress stole Clooney’s heart last summer and earlier this year became the first girlfriend to ever accompany him to the Oscars. Shortly after, however, some scandalous pictures emerged of a bikini clad Larson, licking, straddling and trashing it up on the sunset strip.

Many have made the accusation that this “nobody” was not good enough for one of America’s biggest hunks—perhaps he finally heard the rumor. Either way, Sarah, your lucky streak has ended. You can find us serving drinks near the black jack table next time Clooney rolls into town. [People]
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  • Krissy's Avatar
    Posted by Krissy Fri May 30, 2008 11:54am PDT

    anyone ever think of the possibility that Clooney is gay. He has never been married, lived with a woman, or been with a girlfriend long. At his age, you have to wonder.

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  • Alexis L's Avatar
    Posted by Alexis L Fri May 30, 2008 3:10pm PDT

    i thought she was cute

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  • Cathy C's Avatar
    Posted by Cathy C Sat May 31, 2008 12:55am PDT

    He has been married before. What l would like to do is ask Sarah Larson what he is really like away from the spotlight, Maybe he is boring? Why does it always say HE does the dumping? Maybe it is the other way around. Maybe he is gay. There is always two sides to a story.

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  • Sharene A's Avatar
    Posted by Sharene A Sun Jun 1, 2008 2:24am PDT

    Do you really think she would have stayed so long with him if he was gay? His relationships, though many, have tended to last a long time. Sometimes, guys...sensitive guys...take a long time to trust again after a relationship gone bad. In this day and age, a gay actor is nothing extraordinary...if he is gay...we would know about it.

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    Posted by Ryane J Tue Jun 3, 2008 7:49am PDT

    Why does she have to be the "nobody-trash"? Maybe he sucks. Could be why he is always single and the rare moments that he isn't, the relationship usually quickly ends? He will marry when he is old and no longer graces People Magazines Most Beautiful list. lol

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