HAVE YOU SEEN US?
THE OUTLAW J MONTANA STRIKES AGAIN!
Suspect evades capture on foot and baffles local law enforcement regarding theft of Kim R's Snickers bars. All Citizens are warned to lock up their chocolate as the suspect is a repeat offender and is still at large, armed with a very sharp wit, and considered "dangerous" and unstable.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury...
We offer as Exhibit A a log of the confession obtained from The Outlaw J Montana, herself, as well as her accomplices, in the felonious act of stealing Kim R's Snicker's Bars and the bail money she keeps for emergencies when she has to retaliate against someone, through no fault of her own, by throwing hot grits at them or putting a blood pressure cuff around their necks and pumping until their eyes pop out. You be the Judge.
Please Note the Following:
EXHIBIT A.
Posted by J Montana™ 1 hour 13 minutes ago
Posted by Ericka 1 hour 7 minutes agoskips in......
*steals Ericka's bag of snickers and runs*
hahahaha!
Posted by Brenda 1 hour 6 minutes agoOh no you diii'nt just steal Kim's Snickers I was holding for her from me...Imma get you now. Come back here, J - don't make me snap my fingers in Z formation. I mean it. I WILL Pants you again.
Posted by Ericka 1 hour 5 minutes agoGina, your last comment I really liked and admired. We all want the same thing, the betterment of My beautiful America... lots of love....
Posted by Ericka 1 hour 4 minutes agoHeyyyy Kiiiiimmmmm....Silly Bunny is at it again - she just stole your Snickers and I'm going to get her.
Posted by Ericka 1 hour 3 minutes agoBrenda? You all want Kim's Snickers? Uh Oh! (*GASP!*)
Posted by J Montana™ 1 hour 3 minutes agoJeez...Girls are REALLY going wild on Shine NOW.
Posted by J Montana™ 1 hour 2 minutes agoKim's?
*backs up a few steps*
(gulp)
I uh....
I was uh....
Posted by J Montana™ 1 hour 1 minute agoThank you Brenda!
How is your evening going?
Posted by J Montana™ 59 minutes agoPants me?
dang that almost sounded hot~~
Posted by Brenda 1 hour 8 minutes agoBrenda,
don't listen to Ericka!
she wants me to pay!!
Posted by J Montana™ 1 hour 7 minutes agogoing great and yep I wanna have some snickers.
Posted by Ericka 1 hour 1 minute agoYou giving Kim's snickers away now, Ericka?
hmmmm Shall I wake Kim?
Posted by J Montana™ 59 minutes agoI am not giving away Kim's Snickers - check my blog for confirmation. I have an alibi...I was on a Kit-Kat heist at the time and don't even LIKE snickers, myself.
Um...oops (blushes)
You all better run, if kim finds out you all are after her snickers, I don't want to be you at the wrong end of a hot pot of grits.
Posted by Ericka 58 minutes agoI will check your alibi.
( not a fan of getting the grits)
Brenda..
You think that Ercika here....is ...uh
telling the truth?
Posted by Brenda 57 minutes agoJeez...no honor among thieves, I tell you!
Posted by Ericka 56 minutes agoThe thing is I am a southern gal if I want snickers, well as my good friend said, sometimes you get your a@@ kicked but just remember I have kicked a few. hehehhehe. believe me I be southern....
Posted by Big Ron 51 minutes agoJ - go ahead and check my alibi...it is watertight. Also, see here - you can't get me on that Kit-Kat heist, Copper...see? Becuase it hasn't been reported yet and there's no evidence on it...see? ;)
Hey Ron...quick! Put a blockade up before The Outlaw J Montana evades capture for the felonious act of stealing KIM'S SNICKERS!
Posted by Big Ron 50 minutes agoOutlaw rides again!!!!!
No need to steal candy ...... I'm the candy man !!!
Dr. Feelgood if you will
Posted by Ericka 53 minutes agoErica
Watch this J is going to run right into my arms ..........
Posted by J Montana™ 52 minutes agoYes, Ron...The Outlaw J Montana is a repeat offender.
Posted by Ericka 50 minutes agoI can see the 6 am news now......
"The Outlaw J Montana evades capture"
Posted by J Montana™ 50 minutes agoJ...Put the bag down and back away from the Snickers slowly.
Posted by Ericka 33 minutes agoI saw that, Brenda.
I am staying out of that one.
Posted by J Montana™ 25 minutes agoJ, we no longer have the manpower to pursue you but this case is not closed. I'll get you...maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...but Someday...when you least expect it. In the meanwhile, if you ever want to see your Pineapple alive again and in one peice, I suggest you turn your self in and you might get clemency for your dastardly crimes against Chocolate candies Everywhere. I will call in greater forces (Kim and her pot of grits) and we WILL be victorious.
:P
Posted by just curious 25 minutes agoHmmmm.....
No Valiant.
No Kim.
I gets to spend the bail money!!
woooooooo hooooooooooo!
Posted by Ada Shadow~Dark pearl 24 minutes agoj montana swiping candy i cannot brgin to believe it
Posted by J Montana™ 17 minutes agoSpending Bail money?
Valiant and Kim are gonna get Maaaaaada!
Hi Hi!!!
Posted by Ada Shadow~Dark pearl 16 minutes agoAda,
You didn't see anything.
Posted by just curious 9 minutes ago.... What's in it for me if I kepy it a secret?
Just kidding!!!! LOL!!!
Posted by Ericka 3 minutes agoam fine j why still candy you could have went trick or treating and got all the candy you wanted with your beaty
Posted by Ericka 1 minute agoBelieve it, Jc
Ada...you know "you're going the right way for a smart bottom" (Shrek) - Wait til Kim Catches You.
Okay :) Night J
Kim and Valiant will be in Hot Pursuit tomorrow looking for you...I hope you get a good night sleep (*Mua ha ha ha*)
XOXOXO,
