holy stars! vacation day 4

so in my own little mind this morning I had this great and exciting day planned.  Amies and I were going to go to central WI and do some site seeing and shopping.  yeah, I got more than I bargined for.  Made it though Portage and Westfield just fine, Montello was a different story.  Before I continue . . . Montello, WI . . . go there; its a small town in Marquette county. Home to Wisconsin's Largest tree, some very beautiful waterfalls and some shops.  Your going to want to mostly go for the waterfalls.  I'll be nice and skipped most of the bloodly details (litlary).  The first shop  Amies and I go into, she gets stabbed in the leg, by what we assume was a lawn decoration with stars on, by one of the sharp metal said stars. There is blood, I get car and we got drive 20 + miles back to portage for the closest hospital for 8 sitichs and 1.5 hour wait to drive back to Montello to file police report.